Do you reckon you could eat all of this??

[Mendoza]

and how long would it take you?

this is BAG's fault....


For just over £10 (£10.95) patrons of Mario's Cafe Bar at 67 Market Street, Westhougton will serve you the fullest-full English breakfast in the country. At 5,000 calories (two days worth), owner Mario Frappola will deliver to your stall a platter the size of small bus covered in the following:


£10 may seem like a great deal, but how about free? That's right, gratis! Mario, personally will double-dog-dare-you to eat his monolithic breakfast, cotton-mouthed, without a drink in under 20 minutes, and if you do... the meal is on him. Dr Atkins would be proud, your heart doctor; not so much.





10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked beans.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No, and if you do, you are a proper chozzer.

 

[Whitterz]

Jesus Christ. Eating that all that shit would give you instant heart failure!!!

 

[jordanseagull]

Well, that las on the bbc news just now could

 

[skipper734]

Makes the Gutbuster look like a starter.

 

[Frutos]

I wouldn't have a chance in hell of eating all that.

 

[The Wizard]

Not sure but I'd enjoy trying.

 

[NMH]

What's the incentive here.... that it's 'free'?
Who cares?

 

[itszamora]

I could starve myself for a month and still have trouble getting all that down.

 

[CHAPPERS]

NO CHANCE! NO WAY!









I can't stand tomatoes.

 

[Stat Brother]

Yeah, if they lost the health rubbish, tomatoes, mushrooms and beans (obviously I'll be wanting replacements).

I'd give it a go.

 

[Stat Brother]

Oh and he'd have to cook his eggs a bit better.

They look proper sh*te.

 

[vegster]

Fixtures


However, it looks singularly unappealing the eggs are unrecognisable, the Bangers undercooked and who would want 10 slices of bland, margarine spread economy bread.... yukky do

 

[BensGrandad]

The cafe on the industrial estate at Ditchling used to do a large breakkie that if you ate it you got one free the next day. It included chips, hash browns and bubble, fried bread, toast and Bread and Butter. Who eats 3 different types of potato for breakfast and also 3 different bread, fried or toast and B & B but not all 3.

 

[Nibble]

20 mins? Not a chance. That spiny little runt fucker in the pic would never manage it .

 

[Garage_Doors]

Where is Westhougton ?

 

[Juan Albion]

I would eat that if it wasn't for the beans and the black pudding.

But would there be room left for my burger?

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Get rid of the beans and tomatoes (I hate them both) then still probably not.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

NOT a CHANCE.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I'll give it a whack.