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Do you know the circumstances in which you were conceived?







GT49er

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 1, 2009
48,636
Gloucester
Taybha informs us he was conceived on the kitchen floor. I wouldn't dream of asking about my conception; would you?
Most of assume that we were conceived when Daddy shagged Mummy, and generally I would say that is more than enough information...................
 


Acker79

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NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
Nope. But I know my mum was in kfc (in plymouth) when she went into labour with me, but rather than going to hospital she went home because she didn't want to miss the latest episode of dallas (I'm the third child so she was familiar with it all and knew she had time)
 




csider

New member
Dec 11, 2006
4,497
Hove
i would never ask....thats wrong!

sounds like a thread public schoolboy would start!
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,562
Uwantsumorwat
Oh bollox ! how can you have a meaningfull conversation with a test tube
 
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Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Always wondered why I was called Backofametro
 






Seagull Stew

Well-known member
My parents were married at the time of my conception..............





.......................................Unfortunately not to each other! :ohmy:
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,856
West, West, West Sussex
Don't know. Don't want to know. It is a known fact that your parents don't have sex.
 






porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
I was told i was concieved when my dad shot his load all over my mums boobs and then she rubbed it in after finishing her self off, although im not to sure i believe this
 








Sweeney Todd

New member
Apr 24, 2008
1,636
Oxford/Lancing
I was conceived in April 1964 underneath a boat on Worthing seafront, just to the left of the pier. The boat is called Crumpet. It's still there.

In September 1964, when I was a foetus, my parents got caught up in the three-way fight in Brighton between the Mods and the Rockers and the police that was immortalised in the film Quadrophenia. I always watch that scene knowing that I was there.
 


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1066gull

Guest
dont wanna know

although i personally believe most people are 'accidents' because im a firm believer when you try for a baby its harder to get one then when you dont try if you know what i mean
 


Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,187
South East North Lancing
Evidently in the phone box in Bankside, Westdene :thumbsup:
 






element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
1,887
Local
Brooklyn Beckham was apparently conceived in that Borough of NYC

If it had been a couple of days earlier, he would have been called UpagainstthewallbehindManUtdstraininggroundbogs

:ohmy:
 




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