Do you know how you were conceived?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My parents have sort of hinted to me I was conceived on a dirty weekend away in Bournemouth one Autumn. Worse still, possibly in a little rowing boat.

:sick :sick :sick :sick : sick:

Kind of sums up me really.

Anyone else got a story to tell?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

on the south downs apparently

 

[Les Biehn]

My Dad (hopefully) had sex with my Mum.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Pics?

 

[Les Biehn]

Pics?

Flics. All caught on film.

 

[BensGrandad]

Brooklynn Beckham was apparently conceived in Brooklyn my eldest isnt called Victoria Park Worthing.

 

[Gazwag]

In a Reliant Robin

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

For real?

 

[Gazwag]

Apparantly so , it was the 60's

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Seeing as my real name is Preston Park Doggy- Style, you do the math.

 

[The Large One]

I really don't want to know, although I was told it was on Boxing Day 1968.

 

[Cian]

In the guest accomodation of the Irish Embassy in London, apparently...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I've always assumed on a honeymoon in Great Yarmouth.

 

[Harley S]

In a Reliant Robin

Guess you real name is Del or Rodney then ??

 

[Mr Burns]

I wasn't conceived...... I was designed

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

A native American youth once asked his dad,
"Father, why do we Red Indians have strange colourful names?"

His father replied,
"Son, you now old enough to know. Your brother Tall Tree, so named because he conceived under large oak tree. Your sister Running Water, so called because she conceived on river bank. . . . . . . . . . .Now do you understand, Broken Rubber?"

 

[champion7]

I wasn't conceived,i was created in Emilia Fox' lab

 

[Bluejuice]

I must have really pissed my parents off when they decided to spill these particular beans. Really didn't want to know but now I do it isn't something I'll forget.

Apparently it was in the back of one of these pieces of shit from the 70's

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I really don't want to know, although I was told it was on Boxing Day 1968.

Probably needs checking out but I've a feeling we beat bournemouth 4-1 on that day.

I reckon even i would shag the Mrs on the back of a score like that!

 

[skipper734]

Not being a Native American, my son is not known as Hedge End.