Do you ever get GREEN with envy?

[Safeway]

Are you a JEALOUS person when it comes to birds or anything?

I used to be but realised it gets you nowhere. Now if my missus does something to wind me up, I don't sulk and get all moody. I just hit her lightly across the face. Things are soon sorted then.

 

[Albion Rob]

I have had to beat her to within an inch of her life once, but since then things seem to have settled down.

 

[REDLAND]

If i suspect that my missis is playing away, I get the locks changed, this forces her sleep on the streets for a few days then let her back in. After about a month of her not going out I can assume what was going on has stopped so I'll get her a new key cut !!!

Works a treat !!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah once battered a bird over the head with a sledge hammer and she became very quiet bless her.

 

[chips and gravy]

No, much to the annoyance of my missus. She would love to think that I would get jealous! It would massage her ego no end

 

[Easy 10]

Unfortunately, with many women, violence IS the only answer I'm afraid.

 

[alan partridge]

i had a jealous girlfriend once. jealousy is an absolute f***ing nightmare. don't do it kids!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Unfortunately, with many women, violence IS the only answer I'm afraid.

Have to agree, women are getting out of control. It's appaling the way it's seen as socially acceptable for them to go in pubs nowadays. I even saw one driving the other day Just a quick punch in the tits will suffice.

 

[bhaexpress]

i had a jealous girlfriend once. jealousy is an absolute f***ing nightmare. don't do it kids!

I've had two, luckily, a certain person who I'm not supposed to mention in case I upset the Rik Waller Fan Club isn't like that. Jealous people are a total nightmare.