Do women squeeze them out on the quiet

[Rangdo]

I, as I am sure most males, let rip at volume many times a day. Now it is my opinion that the mrs must do just as many but do them on the quiet. However, she is adamant that the only ones she does are the ones that I hear. The problem with this is that if this is the case then she only farts about twice a year and this just seems both unnatural and impluasable. Opinions please (female ones especially welcome).....

 

[nwgull]

In my experience they seem to hold them in so that the farts fester, and then when they do let rip they are absolutely disgusting!

 

[Meade's Ball]

They have small containment units that they fill and then dispose of them at a more appropriate time. Just like the Ghostbusters.

 

[tinx]

Holding in farts is unnatural and gives you gut ache.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Holding in farts is unnatural and gives you gut ache.

You should try holding in someone else's. Now that's agony.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

One of the gals at work isn't shy about it at all and freely admits a the end of a working day that she's been "letting them out all day" she even tells us she's going for a walk down the corridor to "let off some gas"

 

[Brixtaan]

One of the gals at work isn't shy about it at all and freely admits a the end of a working day that she's been "letting them out all day" she even tells us she's going for a walk down the corridor to "let off some gas"

Thats disgusting.Women shouldn't do farts.

 

[Artois]

Women don't fart.



Or Poo.

 

[caz99]

I do, you have to its natural however I try not to do it around people. Its not socially acceptable for women to fart out loudly is it.

however when you have severe gutache and need to let one go sometimes you just have to sneak one out. most of mine are quiet anyway

 

[JJ McClure]

My mrs lets off some tremendous rubblers, no way does she squeeze em out on the quiet.

 

[Easy 10]

They have small containment units that they fill and then dispose of them at a more appropriate time. Just like the Ghostbusters.

I take it you are referring to the "traps" they use in Ghostbusters then. That would presumably mean that there is a large central containment unit in each borough where ladies periodically go to empty the traps of their ghastly guffs.

I dread to think what would happen if the containment unit was shut down, as it was in Ghostbusters. A sudden and vast release of pungent methane would probably devastate the surrounding area, and would have cataclysmic long term effects on plants and wildlife, not to mention the immediate fire hazard such a disaster would pose.

We live in dangerous times.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I take it you are referring to the "traps" they use in Ghostbusters then. That would presumably mean that there is a large central containment unit in each borough where ladies periodically go to empty the traps of their ghastly guffs.

I dread to think what would happen if the containment unit was shut down, as it was in Ghostbusters. A sudden and vast release of pungent methane would probably devastate the surrounding area, and would have cataclysmic long term effects on plants and wildlife, not to mention the immediate fire hazard such a disaster would pose.

We live in dangerous times.

Just imagine falling into the containment unit. I imagine you'd be shrunk to half your size inside that stench vortex.

 

[Trufflehound]

In my experience they bottle it up during the day, then let rip all night in bed. There's nothing like rolling over for a cuddle, and then being hit in the face by a wave of warm chewy air that's just wafted out from under the duvet...

 

[Blackadder]

They squeak them out quietly.............





Until they get a ring on their finger!

 

[ShorehamGull]

Course Women do them, I have heard them do them

 

[The Large One]

They squeak them out quietly.............





Until they get a ring on their finger!

How does fingering their ring affect this?

 

[Northstander]

I take it you are referring to the "traps" they use in Ghostbusters then. That would presumably mean that there is a large central containment unit in each borough where ladies periodically go to empty the traps of their ghastly guffs.

I dread to think what would happen if the containment unit was shut down, as it was in Ghostbusters. A sudden and vast release of pungent methane would probably devastate the surrounding area, and would have cataclysmic long term effects on plants and wildlife, not to mention the immediate fire hazard such a disaster would pose.

We live in dangerous times.

 

[Yorkie]

In public, yes or manage to hold them until we get to the loo.

At home, it's a different matter though.

 

[Northstander]

Oh dear Yorkie

 

[Hungry Joe]

An old schoolfriend of mine went out with a girl who let out quiet smelly flumps as she walked but tried to cover them by scuffing her heel. She mistimed once walking across Lancing railway bridge, probably due to the gradiant, and went 'scuff phfft' and was mortified by the embarrassment.