Do not cheat on your girlfriend / wife !!!!

[rocker959]

I loved that old banger - the car not her !!

 

[Titanic]

BARSTARD

 

[Chester Drawers]

I've since had the car resprayed and sold it on

 

[BLOCK F]

Perhaps she just didn't like cats!?

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

firemandan's ex still on the rampage?

 

[Wozza]

Glad to see the end of the illiterate tart.

 

[sam86]

If I had cheated on my girlfriend, and that's all that happened, I'd be a happy man!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cook pass babtridge!

 

[KneeOn]

Firemandan...

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Cook pass babtridge!

This

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Ford ... that's worse than getting caught cheating!

 

[Icy Gull]

I imagine the pussy was worth more than the car

 

[alan partridge]

Cook pass babtridge!

tell ye what, aye'll dee a quick fix on it fe na

 

[Jonno]

If I had cheated on my girlfriend, and that's all that happened, I'd be a happy man!

This. He got off lightly!

 

[Falmer]

The statement on the car dosen't make any sense? she's labelled him a 'wanker' on the side of his car which to me states the driver dosen't get any sex and is restricted to only himself. So why has the graffiti artist then gone and scribbled 'hope the pussy was worth it' which to me states the driver isn't a wanker but infact the complete opposite? the graffiti artist also reckons the driver was born before his mum and dad were married by using the term 'bastard' which to me states clearly his mum and dad were players rather than lovers, this being a genetic simalarity to the driver means the jokes on the graffiti artist who wrote all over the car.