David Bentley

[Scarface]

Arsenal are looking to loan out David Bentley next season. What are the chances that he would come here and how would he do?

 

[Icy Gull]

Nil and well

 

[bhafc99]

He'd go to another Premiership club, no question.

 

[Albion Rob]

Surely there must be a bit of a chance, after all, Liam Brady sorted us out Graham Barrett

 

[Beach Hut]

Class player if we could have him - better than that twat Barrett

 

[Marshy]

If we get to the 1st Div were in with a shout.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Apparrently he has a bit of an ego so I'd doubt very much whether we'd ever see him play in the stripes.

 

[Brovion]

Surely there must be a bit of a chance, after all, Liam Brady sorted us out Graham Barrett

Yeah, so he owes us a favor!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wenger has already said he wants him to go to either a Premiership club or a strong Division 1 side.

Sadly, my money would be on someone like Palace, though Norwich have already expressed an interest.

 

[Safeway]

Too good for us, definitely.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

There is a rumour that the deal is done for him to come to us for the whole of next season for "experience".

 

[Safeway]

There is a rumour that the deal is done for him to come to us for the whole of next season for "experience".

Absolute bollocks.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Absolute bollocks.

Wouldn't be surprised Safeway, Palace have had plenty of Arse players on loan before (Upson, Cole) and I think they also signed the cheating fiend Tommy Black from them, as well as Julian Gray.

Dowie's doing well enough (for a man with a face like an arse) so disappointingly I'd imagine Wenger would be quite happy for the lad to go there.

No more gay crap from Palace fans though, with a couple of strikers called Johnson and Bentley

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

Wouldn't be surprised Safeway, Palace have had plenty of Arse players on loan before (Upson, Cole) and I think they also signed the cheating fiend Tommy Black from them, as well as Julian Gray.

Black is white but Gray is black!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Black is yellow, after his shameless attempt to con the ref at your last game.

But back on topic, Johnson and Bentley!

It'll be Carry On Up The Palace next season. Ooooh Matron!

 

[Safeway]

Wouldn't be surprised Safeway, Palace have had plenty of Arse players on loan before (Upson, Cole) and I think they also signed the cheating fiend Tommy Black from them, as well as Julian Gray.

Dowie's doing well enough (for a man with a face like an arse) so disappointingly I'd imagine Wenger would be quite happy for the lad to go there.

No more gay crap from Palace fans though, with a couple of strikers called Johnson and Bentley

Possibly, but it's funny how Billingshurst only pipes up when a thread on the subject appears.

I also heard on Five Live that he was to be loaned out to a Premier League side as yet Palace aren't one of those.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

I only react not incite

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I saw him play for the Arse in the league cup semi final 2nd leg away at Boro and he was the best player on the pitch.He would walk into most premiership teams.

 

[Billingshurst Eagle]

I saw him play for the Arse in the league cup semi final 2nd leg away at Boro and he was the best player on the pitch.He would walk into most premiership teams.

I can quite honestly state that I have never played for Arsenal against Middlesborough.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I can quite honestly state that I'm a fuckwit