Danny Seagull pulling tactics

[fatboy]

Was rather amusing tonight.

He was going up to every other girl at student night saying

"Ive seen you before, you go to Brighton/Sussex Uni"

To which they either said yes I do, or No I go to Brighton/Sussex, to which he'd say "That's what I meant"

He'd then proceed to say that he has "That old bloke" for a tutor and his classes were "at that campus in Brighton"

He would then ask where her boyfriend was. If she said over there, in America etc he'd move onto the next bird.


This was, of course, intertwined with saying "YEEHEE" to every other girl, and calling my girlfriend inbred!!!



*I am now officially banned from the event!

 

[berkshire seagull]

time to move on as going to the same club gets to boring and the same faces.

 

[Trigger]

Was rather amusing tonight.

He was going up to every other boy at student night saying

"Ive seen you before, you go to Brighton/Sussex Uni"

To which they either said yes I do, or No I go to Brighton/Sussex, to which he'd say "That's what I meant"

He'd then proceed to say that he has "That old bloke" for a tutor and his classes were "at that campus in Brighton"

He would then ask where his girlfriend was. If he said over there, in America etc he'd move onto the next boy.


This was, of course, intertwined with saying "YEEHEE" to every other boy, and calling my boyfriend inbred!!!



*I am now officially banned from the revenge!

Sounds like a fun night, i always knew danny was a poof...

 

[Danny Seagull's Mate]

Don't be so hard on the boy, he's having women troubles at the moment. Although, I swear he lives in that place.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah he goes there far to much and needs a change of scenery,so as a mate of dannys joanne you can sort him out in a proper way grrrrrrrrr.

 

[BrightonBird]

Every time I see Danny he's been to the event! That guy needs to go somewhere a little less pikey.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why doesn't somebody tell Danny that the Event is f***ing bollocks?

 

[Safeway]

I would have thought that seeing me get my arm broken by a bouncer in there would have put him off. Did me.

 

[Italiaseagull]

*I am now officially banned from the event!

No great loss there mate.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

I had fatboy the clown ringing me up wanting to crash at mine at half 11 - he didnt tell me he'd been kicked out of the Event, what an absolute BUFFOON

 

[fatboy]

See you at Brentford/Stockport.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Yes, very funny Andrew.

I'll bust a cap in yo'ass.

 

[Seagullible]

I had fatboy the clown ringing me up wanting to crash at mine at half 11 - he didnt tell me he'd been kicked out of the Event, what an absolute BUFFOON

wonder why he wanted to crash at yours JBL

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Apparently his girlfriend dumped him.

 

[berkshire seagull]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I don't mean to keep going in the Event, it's those little tarts in the short skirts, they keep tempting me

 

[berkshire seagull]

Yeah but i hear creation has some great totty

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Berks my sister was very upset you couldn't make your date with her tomorrow

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Andy I remember that night

 

[fatboy]