Cup that

[jewell]

I always thought you were just an inoffensive knob-end team of not much consequence to anyone going nowhere and done nothing.
However a geezer in the pub last night claims you actually played in an FA cup final in 1983. I thought he was having a larf but no he says its straight up.
Apparently you shared four goals with Man Ure. Obviously they got four and you lot got feck all. How the hell did you ever get to a final?
Still I'm backing Fat Sweaty to take you to the bottom this season.
Oh. maybe that was the wrong choice of word. I know some of you shirt lifters get excited at the thought of bottom. Don't want to make it too hard for you.
Can you get that ground sorted out sharpish.
How can you expect decent football fans to visit that shithole.
Get the begging bowl out again.

 

[Tooting Gull]

All right, you win. How much for the Big Issue these days?

 

[Wozza]

That reminds me, when do the kids go back to school?

 

[rool]

I dunno, it worked for me, all that talk of sweaty bottoms has made my trousers burst with excitement.

 

[David Bellotti]

My sort of guy!

Do you support Bath City by any chance?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Pardon?

 

[Gazwag]

So what was his name then, oh by the way there was only one FA cup final in 1983 so he played in the FA cup final in 1983

 

[Albion Rob]

Inconsequential club? Cup Final? 2-2 draw? Top flight football? Rugby League town? Never won a thing? Massive but empty stadium?







What?

 

[Man of Harveys]

"Cup that" - that is genius!

Hahaaa, "cup that"....hahaaa

 

[Tooting Gull]

Priceless Jewell.

I thank you.

 

[Albion Rob]

Jewell be sorry for that, TOOTS.

Coat.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Here you go mate, a link that might help you out.

Jewells homepage

Enjoy

 

[Soul Finger]

There were two Cup Finals in 1983.

Bellotti, please get rid of that avatar. It's put me off my sarnie.

The only decent thing to come out of Wigan, apart from the roads and railways, was the Pier and even that wasn't a proper one.

 

[perth seagull]

Is Jewell the new Taffy?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Is Jewell the new Taffy?

i'm not sure, but he is BLOODY funny

 

[Easy 10]

Sorry, I must be missing something here. Do we actually give a toss about Wigan Athletic ? Cos on my "Complete Indifference" list, Wigan are nestling somewhere between the National Rug-Weaving Championships, and the colour of bottle banks in Luton.

Clearly nobody else in Lanacashire could give a flying f*** at a rolling donut about them either, hence this slightly sad and futile attempt to strike up some kind of pointless rivalry with a club thats 250 miles away.

Jewel. Mate. Surely, SURELY you have something more worthwhile to be doing with your life right now. Please say you do, cos at the moment I just feel so embarrassed for you.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Does jewell really think that Wigan are a serious team!! ha ha!!
What the f*ck have Wigan ever done then?
The Albion have experienced four years in the top flight,played in two fa cup finals and sell out of home match tickets on a regular basis-achievements that Wigan fans can only dream of!

 

[The Orange Seagull]

If my memory serves me right,it wasn't that long ago was it that Wigan were playing in non leagues northern diddly squat something or other premier league?

 

[Tooting Gull]

In Wigan's defence - 5-0 against Palace last season.