Cup Final Build Up Caption Competition

[pasty]

Do your worst.....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Jose shows his new dog trick...........

 

[Woodchip]

Alex and Jose warm up the crowd with their SaturdayNight duet.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"Taxi !"

 

[Woodchip]

Jose: Mr Officer, there appears to be a rabid dog next to me.

 

[pasty]

Fergusson singing: Hands up, if you've won f*** all

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Jose and Sir Alex, show they can be the next Danny and Sandy.

 

[Knightsworld]

Fergusson singing: Hands up, if you've won f*** all

Jose replies with The Carling Cup actually

 

[Gazwag]

As Ferguson nears the end of his rendition of "I'm a little teapot" Jose still hasnt come to terms with the correct actions

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sir Alex: "This photo is shite"
Jose: "For me, in dis moment, I agree."

 

[pasty]

Jose replies with The Carling Cup actually

Oops

 

[Trufflehound]

Please sir, Ferguson's gone and wet himself again.

 

[Trufflehound]

For me ees not important. Wass most important for me ees good game pocket billiards. Make Leetle Jose Joonyor go up beeg like thees, see?

 

[Stevie Boy]

'Hands up if you didnt win the Premiership'

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I may be a whinging, egotistical twat but at least i don't smell. Ere Alex have a niff

 

[Seagullible]

Planet of the apes final scene - Ape standing next to statue of Liberty

 

[Frutos]

"Anyone who thinks that Didier Drogba deserves a penalty after falling over because someone breathed on him, raise your hand"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Alex Fergurson is disgusted as he smells Mourinho's unwashed armpits.

 

[NMH]

Much to his palpable chagrin, Sir Alex is outbid by Jose Morinho for the Russian League's equivalent of Kerry Mayo.

 

[Statto]

Fergie and Mourinho Realise the only way to european glory next year is In the eurovision song contest. Here they practice their duet.





*gets coat*