[Albion] Crystal Palace planning double raid on rivals Brighton (Merged Thread)

[HansIsALiar]

Can one of the mods just ban Glenn Murray/the Rock/Seaside Eagle/ HansIsALiar. He has to be the biggest palace cock going and that's saying something.

The Rock? Unfortunately I don't spend nearly enough time in the gym to even look like Dwayne Johnson. More's the pity

On topic though, I wouldn't really want Ashley Barnes or Lua Lua. He's just a poor mans Bolasie. Would love to sign Bridcutt though as we will be rotating our midfield a lot this season and he could be useful if you're realistic with your price. Whether Tony would sell him to us is another matter entirely though. If you were willing to let Ulloa go as well...

 

[L'hampton Eagle]

I feel sorry for that young Spanish U20 player that signed for Palace. He was shown a video of the Palace win at the Amex, the bit just after Brighton should have gone 2-0 up. He was under the impression that the Amex was Palace's ground, was under the impression that Zaha would be playing next season in the team, and was under the impression that top players would want to sign for Palace.
Sadly he was unaware that his new team were played off the park in the first leg, got smashed the last time they played at the Amex........and that his new home ground was an old converted cow shed surrounded by a run down area.
The only chance he has is to play out of his skin and hope a decent club come in for him asap.

That's got to be the most pathetic post I've ever seen, we've won 2 out of 3 games at the Amex scored 5 times and got to Wembley how can that be out played??
You lot would feel much better about the defeat if like Wheeler says Palace deserved the victory Seems loads of fans like this go to the Amex dont they?

Good video from him tho, always makes me happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYSHX3KXcJc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj36KFIoXvA

 

[Sheebo]

The article doesn't say that, Glenn is expected to be back before Christmas!

You passed up on Murray because you didn't think he was worth the money. He scored THIRTY GOALS IN ONE SEASON and got us promoted to the Premier League.
On Dobbie, I really can't understand why you didn't like him. He was fantastic for us at the end of last season and he was one of the best players on the pitch when we played Lazio last week.

Well done for catching me though. I'm a "plastic 10k glory fan" who probably had a season ticket before you were born.



Yes. December is the club physios current opinion on when Glenn will be ready. His surgery went well and his rehab so far has been going brilliantly.

No mention of the bet? So ur an older bloke and still won't pay up... Even worse.

Ps No player gets a team promoted single handedly

 

[Acker79]

The article doesn't say that, Glenn is expected to be back before Christmas!

The article says "most of the season", December would be "half of the season", so while the article doesn't say he is out for all of the season, it implies later than December.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Ps No player gets a team promoted single handedly

Winifred did

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Yep, must admit " under the impression that top players would want to sign for Palace." was a bit tongue in cheek.

They've now signed a French player called Blancmange. Elsewhere Wurzel tells the press that he isn't a football manager he is a comedian.

 

[Psalm 56:5]

The article says "most of the season", December would be "half of the season", so while the article doesn't say he is out for all of the season, it implies later than December.

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

 

[BUTTERBALL]

KLL ripped Palace to shreds in the 3-0 home win last season. I think this is just wild speculation though.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

I thought he was relaxing in common class on the train yesterday.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

Don't tell me your lot haven't paid the leccy bill again

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

Thats not him, there is too much hair up top

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Thats not him, there is too much hair up top

The "Muzza On A Train" thread shows images of the genuine Muzza.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

His arse looks big in that dress.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

His arse looks big in that dress.

The treadmill has been adapted for donkeys , see the gap at the back for the tail to hang out of , there is normally a bucket at the end too.

 

[Psalm 56:5]

His arse looks big in that dress.

Murray on a treadmill and you're focused on his arse?

Nice set up, but I'm not here to deliver your punchlines.

 

[GreersElbow]

He seems to be making good progress. Was running on the treadmill yesterday

Uh, because he's on an anti gravity treadmill doesn't mean he's on target -.-

 

[SweatyMexican]

Would take anything around £1m of your cash for KLL. Easily replaceable, bit part inconsistent player.

Barnes is a strange one, but I am not sure he'd go anyway.

If they throw 8 million quid at Gayle then I would want at least 5 or 6 time that.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

The Rock? Unfortunately I don't spend nearly enough time in the gym to even look like Dwayne Johnson. More's the pity

On topic though, I wouldn't really want Ashley Barnes or Lua Lua. He's just a poor mans Bolasie. Would love to sign Bridcutt though as we will be rotating our midfield a lot this season and he could be useful if you're realistic with your price. Whether Tony would sell him to us is another matter entirely though. If you were willing to let Ulloa go as well...

When we're dealing with a team that makes figures up as they go along, I'd hope this is unlikely

 

[maltaseagull]

The Rock? Unfortunately I don't spend nearly enough time in the gym to even look like Dwayne Johnson. More's the pity

On topic though, I wouldn't really want Ashley Barnes or Lua Lua. He's just a poor mans Bolasie. Would love to sign Bridcutt though as we will be rotating our midfield a lot this season and he could be useful if you're realistic with your price. Whether Tony would sell him to us is another matter entirely though. If you were willing to let Ulloa go as well...

From BBC site:
Crystal Palace boss Ian Holloway says he is not a comedian and is no longer going to be funny.

are you taking over then?

 

[HansIsALiar]

Uh, because he's on an anti gravity treadmill doesn't mean he's on target -.-

Glenn has said himself that he's doing fantastically and is way ahead of where they originally thought he'd be. Target for return is December.