Crocodile shark washes up on Devon beach

[TomandJerry]

 

[Easy 10]

Somehow you found an emoji pulling the same face. Good work.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Should be able to tell who they are from dental records!

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I can't fin of anyfin worse than 2 fish pun threads in the same week!

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[Sheebo]

Hope it's ok.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I can't fin of anyfin worse than 2 fish pun threads in the same week!

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My cod, any oppu-tuna-ity for a fish bass pun!

 

[Petee]

Bit late for WHC

 

[Jack Straw]

Hope it's ok.

Tope be honest, it's not looking good.

 

[Justice]

Holy mackerel!!!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

There's been two dead dolphins washed up on Worthing Beach this week.

 

[chesneyhawkes]

There's been two dead dolphins washed up on Worthing Beach this week.

Is there any porpoise in bringing that up?

 

[Albion_Dave]

That's what happens when you mess with a Grasshopper Mouse.

 

[Fungus]

So, who had heard of "crocodile sharks" before this?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Is there any porpoise in bringing that up?

Porpoise reely? I think you're gillty of the worst fish pun ever!

 

[dazzer6666]

So, who had heard of "crocodile sharks" before this?

Jimmy Nail follow-up hit wasn't it ?

 

[Caveman]

Jimmy Nail follow-up hit wasn't it ?

There is no such plaice for such sarcasm!

 

[wellquickwoody]

There is no such plaice for such sarcasm!

Yeah, but when you are a dab hand at it.......

 

[spongy]

I think this story is pollocks. Too fishy for me.

 

[Giraffe]

It has been battered

 

[dazzer6666]

If your sole reason for posting on this thread is to net some pelagic puns (not that I'm casting aspersions anywhere), I'm not taking the bait.