crimbo shopping help needed!!

[Big Rob]

i want to buy or at least hire a one armed lesbian dwarf, on my own this christmas you understand

 

[Starry]

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/ He might have a contact who could help you out ;-)

 

[Johnny Byrne superstar]

i want to buy or at least hire a one armed lesbian dwarf, on my own this christmas you understand

 

[Safeway]

 

[Northstander]

*SPLURT*

 

[chez]

*SPLURT*

Thats just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

i want to buy or at least hire a one armed lesbian dwarf

Have you tried the National Elf Service?

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[Bluejuice]

http://www.theminiman.co.uk/ He might have a contact who could help you out ;-)

That is painfully funny.

Work Experience: I have considerable experience in other roles including as Doorman (Bouncer)

What? At an Elf club?

And he has his own Oompa Loompa outfit. Marvellous.

It's a shame in this PC world we're not allowed to laugh at Dwarves anymore.

<sigh>