Could do a job

[bhafc99]

From The Guardian:

"Valencia president Juan Soler today insisted that Chelsea have not made an offer for Spain striker David Villa, and warned any interested clubs they will have to start negotiations at £100m."

£100m. Bargain. Money well spent. Let's get him in.

 

[Silent Bob]

Brilliant player. He won't go to Chelsea.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Brilliant player. He won't go to Chelsea.

Bloody ridiculous !!!! That's two new Falmer's for a player not woth a bean in 5-8 years time !!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Well yeah, but what they're basically saying is "f*** off Chelsea".