Comedy T/V one-liners

[Leekbrookgull]

Appears that Peter Kay, Garlic bread line is Britians favourite T/V one-liner. But what is yours?? Rather like 'Don't tell him Pike'

 

[WATFORD zero]

Best one liner

I am playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

FACT

 

[Superphil]

Fork Handles

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Im a prostitute robot from the future

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Uncle Albert: " A lot of bald blokes come out of that building in Arnold Road"

Del Boy: "That's the Hare Krishna Temple!"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Appears that Peter Kay, Garlic bread line is Britians favourite T/V one-liner. But what is yours?? Rather like 'Don't tell him Pike'

Um, picky for sure, but shouldn't that be "don't tell them your name Pike?'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Fast Show was surely the home of more one-liners than any show ever. Being fast and all that. Which was nice.

 

[DTES]

Re: Re: Comedy T/V one-liners

Um, picky for sure, but shouldn't that be "don't tell them your name Pike?'

Nope, I'm sure it shouldn't.

"Name?"
"Don't tell him Pike"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Infamy! Infamy!'

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Baldrick, run into my fist............

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Fletch,from Porridge. To Mr Mackey.Use to consider myself working class,thats till i went to Scotland.Now i consider myself middle class>

 

[The Large One]

Spike Milligan's father on catching yong Spike masturbating - 'Don't do that. Do you want all your children to grow up thin?'

 

[Common as Mook]

Uncle Albert: " A lot of bald blokes come out of that building in Arnold Road"

Del Boy: "That's the Hare Krishna Temple!"

Not strictly a one-liner is it?

 

[Common as Mook]

"No way ya big spastic! You're a bloody mentalist!"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Mrs. Merton to 'the lovely' Debbie McGhee: 'And what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?'

 

[DTES]

Baldrick, run into my fist............

So, so many great lines from Blackadder. Any could win the title of Best One-Liner.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Not strictly a one-liner is it?

Not strictly i grant you (nit picking twat!)

 

[Scoffers]

Airplane 2

"Striker Stiker striker"

as the man in the background uppercuts the woman standing next to him

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Ok, probably not the best, but damn funny!!

 

[DTES]

Airplane (1):

"Roger Roger, what's your vector Victor?"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

From Carry on camping: No, no Barbara dear bed up first, bunk up later!