Colleen McLoughlin's Autobiography

[Barrel of Fun]

In true Mock the Week fashion. What would the autobiography of Rooney's bit of fluff NOT be called?

 

[Drumstick]

Colleen McLoughlin - Living with a pototo

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Spud-Me-Like

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ekeing out your student grant - How to live on £30 per week.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm a talentless, dumb f***.

 

[Drumstick]

Colleen McLoughlin - Top 10 Tips for getting a rich footballer Bf

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Colleen, Colleen, Colleen,Colleen
(I'm begging of him please don't shag that gran.)

 

[Elegia]

Grannys do it better

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Hidden Shallows.

 

[Uncle C]

My fanny is my fortune.

 

[Goodfella]

Our bedroom secrets revealed!!

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Colleenic Irritation

 

[Peteinblack]

Dumb and Dumber: My Life with Wayne

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The somewhat depressing news is that it'll no doubt sell by the bucketload, to girls whose only aspiration in life is to obtain a footballer's credit card and have a free holiday every four years on the FA.

 

[Gully]

...umm, perhaps I am missing something, a footballers' credit card and a free holiday every four years on the FA sounds pretty good!

 

[The Large One]

Incidentally, did it come with free crayons?

 

[magoo]

...umm, perhaps I am missing something, a footballers' credit card and a free holiday every four years on the FA sounds pretty good!

it's every 2 years really, what with european championships.