Claims Direct........liars

[El Presidente]

They always say to call if you have had an accident.

I drank twelve pints last night, went for a curry, let one rip on the journey home and followed through, unfortunately pebble-dashing my undercrackers with brown emulsion.

I phoned Claims Direct and they said it was not an accident

I pointed out to them that I did not shit myself on purpose, so wheres my compensation










Taxi

 

[Simster]

I really think Roger Mellie needs to make a return as your avatar if you're going to use that signature and post that sort of stuff.

 

[tinx]

 

[CHAPPERS]

Don't even start me off about f***ing Claims Direct, that little Declan Swann twat who got dog dirt in his eye and his mum pocketed over 6 grand, what the f*** is that about, smug little shit used to poison my tv screen at least 5 times a day. ****.

 

[tinx]

It used to crack me up when Soccer AM wa son and Tim would say right here's some messages form Declan Swan and sure enough first advert into the break every time was declan swan and his f***ing mum.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I pointed out to them that I did not shit myself on purpose, so wheres my compensation

I think you're confusing constipation with compensation.