Cilla Black Burgled

[GUNTER]

They got away with £1m worth of jewelery etc.

Good.

That'll teach her to subject us to her terrible voice!

 

[Sam]

 

[Citrus]

 

[coach03]

Was Cilla at the game then?

 

[Hilton]

 

[GUNTER]

Cilla had to miss the game due to the trauma but promises to make it in time for the Boro match away. In the meantime, she sends BHAFC her good wishes.

Yours Sincerely,

A. Flunkey

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I'm pretty pleased with the solid gold kettle, but the signed pictures of Ken Dodd will be out with the next rubbish collection.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Anyone Who Had A Heart would have burgled somebody else. Shame...anyway Cilla, you've been burgled and your son's had his face stoved in - Surprise Surprise!

 

[Sigull]

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[GUNTER]

Black is a lesbian anyway

 

[bhaexpress]

It's her own damn fault anyway, she was signing 'Step inside Loove' ....

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Speaking about his mugging ordeal afterwards, Cilla's son Jack said: "The unexpected hit me between the eyes."

 

[Italiaseagull]

Burgling Cilla was a lorra lorra laffs!

 

[WATFORD O]

Nah, cumon guys. Her husband died recently and some of that jewellry probably meant more than in a monetary sense. I think anyone who burgles should be treated like a major criminal....hang on, in England that'll mean a fortnights holiday plus the opportunity to sue the pants off the person YOU burgled....f***ing country....

 

[Kugull]

"Scouser burgled" lovely bit of irony...

 

[GUNTER]

Nah, cumon guys. Her husband died recently and some of that jewellry probably meant more than in a monetary sense. I think anyone who burgles should be treated like a major criminal....hang on, in England that'll mean a fortnights holiday plus the opportunity to sue the pants off the person YOU burgled....f***ing country....

I find myself agreeing with Mr O!

It's a joke this country.