Christmas Party Confessions

[Perry Milkins]

Tis the time of year.

Whats is yours?

Nookie with the kookie in the typing pool?

Chuck-up on the bosses desk?

Over to you...



:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

 

[strings]

My office party is happening at lunch time with no booze.

I want to have proper booze fuelled office messiness.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As a teen, vomiting into the pocket of the boss's velvet jacket at the Xmas Party marked the end of a promising career within the Rank Organisation

 

[porkdog]

I had mine a couple of fridays ago and got off my head, I ended up sleeping with a girl from another company in the toilets to then be comfronted by a bloke she worked with on exiting, who thought it would be a good idea to hit me. that then ended up in a full blown fight between me and him and for me to be thrown out by my MD, I am actually surprised i still have a job but got one hell of an ear bashing on the monday morning with a verbal warning. not good but bring on next year!!

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I believe Digweed's Trousers is the expert in this field.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

I believe Digweed's Trousers is the expert in this field.

"Stand up if you hate HR"

What a classic afternoon on NSC that was.

 

[Ditchboy]

At our xmas karaoke do a few years back I managed to put my boss in hospital, grabbing the mike and pushing her off the stage, mistakenly believing I could deliver a more heartfelt interpretation of "White Wedding". Being out of work in January is rubbish. Whenever I hear that track I still experience a full-on physical convulsion of self-loathing and have to sit down.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

As a teen, vomiting into the pocket of the boss's velvet jacket at the Xmas Party marked the end of a promising career within the Rank Organisation

Not Tony Buck??

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I had mine a couple of fridays ago and got off my head, I ended up sleeping with a girl from another company in the toilets to then be comfronted by a bloke she worked with on exiting, who thought it would be a good idea to hit me. that then ended up in a full blown fight between me and him and for me to be thrown out by my MD, I am actually surprised i still have a job but got one hell of an ear bashing on the monday morning with a verbal warning. not good but bring on next year!!

You slept in a toilet

 

[bhafc99]

"Stand up if you hate HR"

What a classic afternoon on NSC that was.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

"Stand up if you hate HR"

What a classic afternoon on NSC that was.

Indeed superb!!!

 

[jcdenton08]

You slept in a toilet

He was taking his day in-loo.

I'll get my coat.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Stand up if you hate HR"

What a classic afternoon on NSC that was.

Lest we forget...

An emotional apology to all. - North Stand Chat

 

[Buzzer]

*ahem*

Good morning, NSPers! - North Stand Chat

 

[Publius Ovidius]

we had ours last friday in a decent hotel off Millbank area and one young lady brought her ex boyfriend ( yes we didnt know why either) anyway after a few hours, they start arguing, he smacks her one and one of our managers, really mild mannered bloke, decks this guy for hitting her, who is carted off to hospital

a few years ago, one of ours got into a heated argument with his boss and instead of thumping him, he thumped the wall ( which was plasterboard) and did £1000 worth of damage and the Police were called.

 

[Simster]

Which PRISON do you work for, dave?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Which PRISON do you work for, dave?

It seems like that sometimes.

the party was really good actually. Instead of turkey n stuff we had steak...for 380 odd the mass catering was really excellent

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

one young lady brought her ex boyfriend ( yes we didnt know why either) anyway after a few hours, they start arguing, he smacks her one and one of our managers, really mild mannered bloke, decks this guy for hitting her, who is carted off to hospital

Ah, the joys of Xmas. Verily 'tis what the baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted. Reaffirms my belief in giving the swerve to Xmas works parties for the past two decades. Let the terminally stupid punch each other other out, ruin their lives, act like complete f***-ups, then we reclaim the pubs in early January for another ten months. Cheers

 

[Perry Milkins]

Ah, the joys of Xmas. Verily 'tis what the baby Jesus and all his little elves would have wanted. Reaffirms my belief in giving the swerve to Xmas works parties for the past two decades. Let the terminally stupid punch each other other out, ruin their lives, act like complete f***-ups, then we reclaim the pubs in early January for another ten months. Cheers

Word; but not sure I would want to reclaim the Brewery Tap.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Word; but not sure I would want to reclaim the Brewery Tap.

Me neither *shudder*

It's a shithole for sure, but -hey! - it's OUR shithole. What can you do?