Chocolate tycoon Ferrero dies in South Africa

[Lady Whistledown]

Well if Eddie Stobart got his own NSC obituary, I feel Signor Ferrero Rocher deserves one too

I wonder if he was on his way to a reception at the Ambassador's?

BBC News - Italian chocolate tycoon Ferrero dies in South Africa

 

[Barrel of Fun]

This thread is spoiling for a punfest.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

This thread is spoiling for a punfest.

Agree. Plain to see that the NSC gagsters will milk those chocolate puns...

 

[Hiney]

I heard he was a womaniser and a general all round bad egg.

It will be good to see the CAD BURIED

 

[Martinf]

Was it a motorway accident, involving a Double Decker?

 

[Martinf]

I heard he was a womaniser and a general all round bad egg.

It will be good to see the CAD BURIED

You're right Hiney. People say he was BORN VILE.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Sad news for the world of confectionary. I'd certainly be surprised if there wasn't a GALAXY of stars at his funeral...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Sad news for the world of confectionary. I'd certainly be surprised if there wasn't a GALAXY of stars at his funeral...

It is only right that there should be a galaxy of stars, Twinkie.

Perhaps George Michael could be coaxed out of semi-retirement to play Careless Whispa.

 

[R. Slicker]

did he just FLAKE out?

 

[Hiney]

Sad news for the world of confectionary. I'd certainly be surprised if there wasn't a GALAXY of stars at his funeral...

I heard a WISPA he was caught be-TWIX two women

 

[blue'n'white]

I understood he was eaten by a LION

 

[Twinkle Toes]

did he just FLAKE out?

Indeed. Apparently some of those around him at that time couldn't have liked him very much - as a small RIPPLE of applause was clearly audible.

 

[Hiney]

Didn't he get a WHOLE NUT entangled in his CURLY-WURLIES?

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

He's not actually dead, he's just having a break, having a Kit-Kat.

 

[blue'n'white]

. . . no - I have just read that it was an AEROplane accident

 

[R. Slicker]

I understood he was eaten by a LION

Well, Thats certainly no PICNIC.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I heard he was a womaniser and a general all round bad egg.

I read that he was a bit of a wonka, bar a few glowing tributes.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I heard a WISPA he was caught be-TWIX two women

Crivins! I do hope you're not gonna REVEL in this rather salacious sitch Mr H?

ps Was it a MARATHON sex session??

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

I'm loving that the google ads banner on this page is for Lindt.

 

[Hiney]

Crivins! I do hope you're not gonna REVEL in this rather salacious sitch Mr H?

Indeed I am dear lady!

I'm waiting with baited breath for the tales the MINSTRELS will tell at the funeral