Children In Need

[Beach Hut]

Well ?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

In need of what?

A good education? Lessons in responsibilty? Contraception?

 

[Gazwag]

A dam good thrashing

 

[zefarelly]

a decent upbringing by their parents !

not financing Terry f***ing Wogan et all to go on the piss for 2 days

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Oh God is that on tonight? Better get some DVDs in, drinkings out as I'm ill.

 

[Trigger]

A dam good thrashing

Quite right.

 

[Starry]

a decent upbringing by their parents !

not financing Terry f***ing Wogan et all to go on the piss for 2 days

Agreed.

There is nothing more cringeworthy than Terry and Gabby on TV.

Still, sent my kids to school for mufty day with £1 and no school uniform.

 

[tedebear]

Good idea - wrong execution!!

 

[Easy 10]

f*** that. I think a Lord of the Rings extended edition will be slammed into my player tonight.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I work for the BBC. I established what day Children in Need would be in MAY, and took it as annual leave. Have done it for the past three years!

 

[Hiney]

Lord of the Rings extended edition will be slammed into my player tonight.

Is that what you call your COCK?

 

[Easy 10]

Is that what you call your COCK?

No, I call my cock FRODO

 

[CHAPPERS]

No, I call my cock FRODO

I always imagined it looking more like Gollum.

 

[Easy 10]

I always imagined it looking more like Gollum.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the thought of you imagining what my cock looks like.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Career in Need more like.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the thought of you imagining what my cock looks like.

Bovvered.

 

[Trufflehound]

A dam good thrashing

An ice-cold shower usually does the trick.