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[Albion] Chelsea v Palace - what do you want?
- Thread starter Bozza
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oldboyroy
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Draw will do but I think Chelsea will hammer them
Both stadiums burn to the ground, Chelsea get relegated for financial shenanigans, palace rebuild their ground but get the planning conditions wrong and have to demolish it.
Standard stuff.
Standard stuff.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,320
Riot on the pitch, multiple reds and points deductions all round 
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Draw. Lots and injuries and Red cards.
Voted draw, but in reality the more that the new found optimism is wiped from the faces of the Selhurst Park attendees the better. Don’t want relegation for them, just survival by the skin of their teeth and their ‘stadium’ continuing to disintegrate around them.
Birdie Boy
Well-known member
- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,247
4-4 draw, 2 sendings off each, game abandoned and they have to replay it.
A piss poor 0-0 bore draw, with plenty of comedy misses.
Anger
Well-known member
- Jul 21, 2017
- 417
That the fixture never existed.
Sorrel
Well-known member
A combination of the above. A draw. Comedy misses. Comedy own-goals. Sendings-off. Red cards for the whole of both benches. Game abandoned. Don't want injuries, except comedy ones. Stadium destruction. A telegram from the FA informing them of points deductions. A delegation from UEFA investigating financial irregularities. A visit from FIFA condemning the ground. The managers to resign. The players to go on strike.
Peacehaven Wild Kids
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Of a number of end of season scenarios, Palace going down is the most realistic so a boring 90 mins and Palace conceding in the 93rd
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
I voted for a chelsea win.
Glasner historically has slow starts and I think Palace had a very good transfer window so I'd like Palace to drop as many points as possible!
I think Palace will finish in the top 10 maybe push for Europe if Nketia hits the ground running and Eze stays fit.
Glasner historically has slow starts and I think Palace had a very good transfer window so I'd like Palace to drop as many points as possible!
I think Palace will finish in the top 10 maybe push for Europe if Nketia hits the ground running and Eze stays fit.
Peppermint Tea
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- Aug 31, 2007
- 1,182
Straight red for Nketiah for a senseless* challenge on Cucurella that has ended the young Spaniard’s season.
Awful incident that saw Cole Palmer and Marc Guehi challenge for the same ball that led to both being hospitalised but happily they will each recover from their respective broken fibulas. In a year or so.
Wharton scores a spectacular own goal and is subsequently banned for 18 months for illegal gambling.
Colwill does a Duffy, scores two own goals, gets red carded and hands in a transfer request.
Caicedo retires from football because he has enough money.
Toad Bloaty sacks So-so Mascara mid match and manages the second half himself, playing Sanchez as wide receiver.
Game ends 3-3.
(*senseless only in the context of the game because the Spanish Micky Flanagan was jogging down the tunnel at half time when the incident occured.)
Awful incident that saw Cole Palmer and Marc Guehi challenge for the same ball that led to both being hospitalised but happily they will each recover from their respective broken fibulas. In a year or so.
Wharton scores a spectacular own goal and is subsequently banned for 18 months for illegal gambling.
Colwill does a Duffy, scores two own goals, gets red carded and hands in a transfer request.
Caicedo retires from football because he has enough money.
Toad Bloaty sacks So-so Mascara mid match and manages the second half himself, playing Sanchez as wide receiver.
Game ends 3-3.
(*senseless only in the context of the game because the Spanish Micky Flanagan was jogging down the tunnel at half time when the incident occured.)
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You haven't really considered this at all have you
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
A Doodlebug.
I think I will find an upside whatever the result. But many congrats for concocting some extra special scenarios! Comedy gold (esp the highlighted one)
