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Chat up line (epic fail)
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Keyser Söze
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- Jul 21, 2010
- 308
That's about 18273728 years old.
Southern Scouse
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- Jul 21, 2011
- 2,076
Long time ago but......
"So your names Lucy, I have a dog called Lucy....."
We never really hit it off after that.
"So your names Lucy, I have a dog called Lucy....."
We never really hit it off after that.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
Was talking to a very nice young lady in the pub last night...
"Can I smell you're vagina?" I asked
"Certainly not" she replied
"My mistake, sorry, It must be you're feet then"
On par age wise as , how do you like your eggs in the morning.
Hillian1
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Was talking to a very nice young lady in the pub last night...
"Can I smell you're vagina?" I asked
"Certainly not" she replied
"My mistake, sorry, It must be you're feet then"
If this is really your chat up line then I fear you will remain a virgin for life.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
'Did it hurt? Because it will'.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
Was talking to a very nice young lady in the pub last night...
"Can I smell you're vagina?" I asked
"Certainly not" she replied
"My mistake, sorry, It must be you're feet then"
Old ones always the best Muzza!
Pat McCrotch
Lurker
Was talking to a very nice young lady in the pub last night...
"Can I smell you're vagina?" I asked
"Certainly not" she replied
"My mistake, sorry, It must be you're feet then"
It's "your" not "you're"
SeagullinExile
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I discovered a womans body lying in a field yesterday, when the Police arrived they asked me 'how i found the body', i replied ' well, her tits were ok, but the rigor mortis had tightened her arse a bit too much'
... to which the woman replies: "Unfertilised."
Or the other one like that:
Two Bristol City fans were discussing their various sexual conquests. "I had sex with this amazing bird once," bragged one."She had a fantastic body, with beautiful long legs and fantastic breasts."
"Sounds great!" said the other one, "What was her face like?"
"Dunno," replied the first, "she didn't have a head."
RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)
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Was talking to a very nice young lady in the pub last night...
"Can I smell you're vagina?" I asked
"Certainly not" she replied
"My mistake, sorry, It must be you're feet then"
I remember this from Sid the sexist in viz. Along with his other chat ups....
Do you like jewellery?
Suck my cock it's a gem
Do you like Christmas?
Pull my cock it's a cracker
Do you like poultry?
Suck my cock it's foul
Ect ect
METALMICKY
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- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,587
I think these were Sid The Sexist:
Do you like wine gums?
Well wind your gums round this!
Are you wearing mirrored knickers?
No, well that's strange cos I can definitely see myself in them!
Do you like wine gums?
Well wind your gums round this!
Are you wearing mirrored knickers?
No, well that's strange cos I can definitely see myself in them!
"I'd love to get into your knickers, sweetheart".
"No chance. I've already got one arsehole in my knickers thanks".
"No chance. I've already got one arsehole in my knickers thanks".