Chas & Dave

[Nobb Holder]

Have you heard that Chas and Dave are coming out of retirement to record a new track with Eminem?

Its called "knees up motherfucker"

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I SAW CHAS AND DAVE LAST SATURDAY!!!!!!

It was in a seedy little pub on the outskirts of Crawley. It was very good we all got battered and my girlfriend broke her arm.....what a din

 

[tinx]

That wasn't the pub in pound hill wa sit, White Hart is it?

 

[BrightonBird]

I just love singing "Rabbit rabbit rabbit" to those Spurs fans!

 

[Vinyl Richie]

That wasn't the pub in pound hill wa sit, White Hart is it?

I'm not from Crawley and was drunk but that sounds familiar?..?

It was £12.50 to get in (we didn't pay for some reason?) and Chas and Dave only stayed on the set for an hour. It was good though. We chanted Zamora Zamora at them

 

[bhaexpress]

The original cockney wankers ?

 

[tinx]

I'm not from Crawley and was drunk but that sounds familiar?..?

It was £12.50 to get in (we didn't pay for some reason?) and Chas and Dave only stayed on the set for an hour. It was good though. We chanted Zamora Zamora at them

I work about a minute form the pub and load sof guys I work with went there, said it was a right laugh.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

what's sof mean?

sons of fathers?
slutty old fatboys?
slightly overweight foreigners?
slimey orange fiddlers?
soccer owns
strange old fags?
street o'fighters (doesn't quite work, I think I've run out)
self owned fags?
sex obsessed footyfans?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Saw them a couple of years back - good, but only stayed on for barely an hour.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

I work about a minute form the pub and load sof guys I work with went there, said it was a right laugh.

Ha ha, what a dimbo didn't realise it was just a simple typo (loads of not sof). I thought it was geeky computer speak that I didn't understand, oops!

 

[CHAPPERS]

I SAW CHAS AND DAVE LAST SATURDAY!!!!!!

It was in a seedy little pub on the outskirts of Crawley. It was very good we all got battered and my girlfriend broke her arm.....what a din

She's lovely though.

Can you still do the business or does it hurt her too much?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

First time last night since she did it, thanks for asking. Has been nearly a week and my man whore-moans (tee-hee) were getting out of control.

hey! lets talk about Chas and Dave, rabbit rabbit, any old iron.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Too right.