Chant ideas - Bruno Saltor

[seagulls99]

......

 

[Albumen]

I wonder ....

 

[n1 gull]

nope I have nothing..

 

[shaolinpunk]

How about this little one? It's only a draft at the moment but you get the idea...

Brrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno brrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno

 

[Dirty Dave]

Ole ole ole ole saltor, saltor

Bruno, theres only one Bruno, theres only one Bruno

 

[Conkers]

(To Old MacDonalds Farm)

Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o
And in that team he had some FLAIR, e-i-e-i-o
With a BRU-NO here and a BRU-NO there
Here a BRU, there a BRU
Everwhere a BRU-NO
Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o!

*i'll get me coat*

 

[Seagulltonian]

(To Old MacDonalds Farm)

Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o
And in that team he had some FLAIR, e-i-e-i-o
With a BRU-NO here and a BRU-NO there
Here a BRU, there a BRU
Everwhere a BRU-NO
Gustavo Poyet had a team, e-i-e-i-o!

*i'll get me coat*

That made me titter! Oh missus

Even the East Stand would be able to learn that!
Just a matter of keeping everyone else at a decent speed and not get the chant going faster!

 

[Working class pride]

I assume we call him Frank.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

How about....

Bruno Saltor Grau (to the tune of Chocolate Salty balls by Chef / Isaac H


Here is Bruno Saltor Grau
Blink and he will skin you
Stopped by Bruno Saltor Grau
He's a player who'll out think you
He'll beat you, so suck on Grau

etc etc fade to end

Edit: * coat, hat, check and taxi *

 

[Elvis]

The water in Majorca,
don't taste how it altar,
not that we give a bollox,
cause we've got Bruno Saltor!


............I'll get my coat!!!!!

 

[Superphil]

I think we need a general overhaul

Ahora es el momento de marchar
Ahora dejen que sus corazones ser gay
Escuchen los clarines feliz
Sonando a lo largo de nuestro camino
Así que su anillo de voces, mis hijos,
Y se toma el tiempo de mí
Y te voy a cantar una canción, como pasear a lo largo,
De Sussex en el mar.

 

[Telford Seagull]

How about just simply 'BRU-NO BRU-NO BRU-NO' like 'RO-CKY RO-CKY'

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

How about just simply 'BRU-NO BRU-NO BRU-NO' like 'RO-CKY RO-CKY'

Nah, too complicated

 

[Gazwag]

We are sailing

Bruno Saltor, Bruno Saltor
Bruno Saltor he's from Spain
Bruno Saltor, Bruno Saltor
Bruno Saltor, that's his name

got a feeling we used that for something else

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Bruno, Bruno SALTOR, defend the wing for me... da da da da da....

 

[guster]

We didnt get Owen, we got Sacha Baron Cohen, We didnt get Owen, we got Sacha Baron Cohen,

 

[KJP]

To the tune of smoke on the water

Bruuuunooo Salltteeer
Do do do, do do dodo, do do do, dodo

 

[JOLovegrove]

Final Countdown:

It's Bruno Saltor...
Der ler der, der le der der.

(Should have thought about this more I think...)

 

[crasher]

To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown:

Bruno Saltor Grau, Bruno Saltor Grau
Bruno Saltor, Bruno Saltor
Bruno Saltor Grau.

(It's in your head now isn't it?)

 

[Greg Bobkin]

To the tune of smoke on the water

Bruuuunooo Salltteeer
Do do do, do do dodo, do do do, dodo

Bruno, Bruno SALTOR, defend the wing for me... da da da da da....

Either of these for me.

Great work you two!