Celebrity HATRED

[Pevenseagull]

For starters:

Ben Elton

A dull 'alternative' comedian who devolved into doing 'projects' with Andrew Lloyd Webber, writing utter dross novels (and I have read one), buddying up with Richard "equally smug" Curtis, gushing over Queen and making a ludicrous musical that strips out any good that there was in their oevre, brown-nosing for a knighthood, SMUG, SMUG SMUG tosspot


any others?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

yes alan partridge (no talent what so ever) and that wanker who interviews celebs (can't remember his inane name) ali-g is it. complete waste of good air

get back to proper comedy

where is good inventive tv these days?

most annoying celeb is v beckham and her useless wanker of a husband

lets bucker your lips some more darling i'm sure you can make yourself look more stupid!!!

 

[attila]

HEY! CELEBRITY!

Hey, celebrity! TV bore
What have you done to be famous for?
Hey, celebrity! Tabloid whore
What do people need you for........?

Once again the headlines shout
I don’t know what they’re on about
I’ve got my own life, don’t need yours
Use TV for the teletext scores
Why do they need you, what do they see?
I don’t need you, I’m happy with me
Millions and millions of women and men
Watching you again and again
Talking 'bout you again and again
Living through you again and again.....

Brain dead TV soap Big Brother
Load of crap one way or the other
Celebrity diets and celebrity dress
Celebrity trivia, celebrity press
One day one of you said to me
Hey, Attila that’s what you want to be
All your talk’s just jealousy
you just wanna be like me
you just wanna live like me
wanna be famous just like me
wanna be famous just like me.....

But hey, celebrity! TV bore
What have you done to be famous for?
Hey, celebrity! Tabloid whore
What do people need you for?

Why do they all want this stuff?
Why aren’t their own lives more than enough?
There’s so much to see and do
We’ve no time to waste on you....
Hardly ever watch TV
Read the news most selectively
You’re on telly, in the tabloids too
We’re not interested in you
We’re not interested in you
We’re not interested in you
We’re not interested in you.....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Once you've been on TOTP, Attila, you'll see things differently.




PS. I met that Noel Edmonds once.

 

[kalinski]

My god where do you want me to start!!!!

TPT
Jordan
Prince Charles (in fact all the Royals)
Britney Spears
Billie Piper
The Osbournes (all of them)
Jade Goody (and anyone from Big Brother)
Robbie Williams
anyone from any reality TV show

i think i need to lie down now

 

[Seagullible]

Once you've been on TOTP, Attila, you'll see things differently.




PS. I met that Noel Edmonds once.

He owns a video conference company we work with, went to check set up was ok over camera only to see Mr Edmonds himself

 

[aftershavedave]

ant & dec please

as i mentioned to madame afters last night while she watched that dross from the jungle, i'd really like ten minutes in a boxing ring with those two midgets

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ant & dec please

as i mentioned to madame afters last night while she watched that dross from the jungle, i'd really like ten minutes in a boxing ring with those two midgets

i think they are funny

i hate jim davidson(goes without saying)

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Jade Goody - there has never been anyone (apart from possibly Lizzie the scrounger from Wife Swap) who more fundamentally illustrates what is so very, very wrong about the notion of "Celebrity" ...

I've never really found Billy Connolly that funny, either.

 

[Strike]

Jade Goody as well.

 

[Rangdo]

as i mentioned to madame afters

Sounds like you're running a house of ill repute

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

For starters:

Ben Elton

A dull 'alternative' comedian who devolved into doing 'projects' with Andrew Lloyd Webber, writing utter dross novels (and I have read one), buddying up with Richard "equally smug" Curtis, gushing over Queen and making a ludicrous musical that strips out any good that there was in their oevre, brown-nosing for a knighthood, SMUG, SMUG SMUG tosspot

What he said

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I must take Piltdown man to task.

Alan Partridge and Ali G are not celebrities but characters played by comedians Steve Coogan and Sash Baron Cohen. They are basically spin off series from original shows. Bit like Max and Paddy from Phoenix Nights

In the case of Partridge from On the Hour on the radio, to the Day to Day on Radio, then graduated to Knowing Me Knowing you on the radio - before even reaching TV. And yes he is supposed to be annoying thats the point.

Ali G was originally a character in the 11 o clock show. But then again it was nothing that Paul Kaye did with Dennis Pennis 5 years ago.

However I agree totally with comments re the beckhams. Celebrities are real people not characters created by comedians to poke fun at idiots like the Beckhams and Richard and Judy.

Is it Pog or Anal Beard?: Im a nobody get me on the tele.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Cant believe no-one has mentioned the Oliver yet, what a c*** he is.

Would happily never see the Williams either, tosser

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Dido

 

[Meade's Ball]

Roger "f***ing" Black. Don't you f***ing well come on Record Breakers and play the guitar, you smug, grinning cock.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I f***ing HATE anything to do with that Robbie Williams PRICK and in my view anyone that likes him is a cmplete CUNTRAG. He's such a pompous **** who thinks that people should like him because he's had a cociane habit and is now dry, f*** that ROBERT you knob. Stop making awful f***ing music and disappear won't you, you've made enough money from gormless freaks who somehow think what you are doing is worthwhile to live ten lives. Take That were the best thing that ever happened to you and now you can't even be civil to Gary Barlow who made you all that you are (which isn't anything to write home about anyway), that's f***ing bent. Don't you ever claim that you WON Glastonbury again either, that dummed you up perfectly, a self righteus cock who wants the world to love him because he thinks he deserves it when he doesn't. The world can do without people like him, the smug faced closet gay but can't admit it shit tattoo having loud mouthed big faced dumbass.

 

[Knightsworld]

Tara Palmer Tompkison (celebrity )

WTF is she all about

 

[CHAPPERS]

TPT is fit.

 

[Knightsworld]

TPT is fit.

hmmmmmmmmm,

ok but apart from that?