Given your self-confessed impatience for instant success, your signature – Jake Forster-Caskey and Lewis Dunk - just watch em go this season - is presumably ironic?
I set my signature a few years ago - even before Dunk and Forster-Caskey had made our first team - so it was certainly not meant to be ironic. Clearly, however, it's now out of date and I've made a mental note to change it later in the week.