Carling Cup Caption Competition

[pasty]

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

f*** off Mourinho

 

[Trigger]

"I hate United more than you!"

 

[OzMike]

I can fly I tell you!

 

[Les Biehn]

The new Westwood handbag selection causes a riot.

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Very good!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

With hindsight, the Fray Bentos marketing team realised that midway through the Carling Cup final probably wasn't the best time to have launched their new Pies R Us outlet at the Millennium Stadium.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Last one to the buffet car's a cissy

 

[Arthur]

No, Ashley Cole is sticking his mobile phone up my bottom first!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

The Reading blokes done it all wrong, this is how to knock a Chelsea twat unconscious!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Mad rush for a new selection of alice bands for all discerning overpaid over pampered premier league PANSIES.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Leave Joey Barton alone Frank, he's not worth it...

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Referee> "First one to kiss me gets a Rolex"

 

[Gazwag]

The final round of musical chairs gets a bit heated when mummy takes away all but one chair as the ice cream is beginning to melt

 

[Ernest]

Very good!

How disgusting that you find someones injuries and it could have been life threatening a joke

 

[Gazwag]

How disgusting that you find someones injuries and it could have been life threatening a joke

I think you'll find the correct response is "FIXTURES"

 

[NMH]

"How disgusting that you find someones injuries and it could have been life threatening a joke"


Best one so far - good one Ernest