[Humour] Caption contest

[Albion my Albion]

 

[Albion my Albion]

Why do we have to do these dental visits/prostate exams on the pitch?

 

[B-right-on]

Arghhhhh. The Mrs didn't want any more kids anyway.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Beware the Slides of March.

 

[Happy Exile]

You don't need RDZ and his scrotal calipers to see why my shorts have got a bit tight these days

 

[jakarta]

I'll quote the late David Coleman:

He opened his legs and showed his class...

 

[Greg Bobkin]

'Brighton's Solly March celebrates after scoring a goal'

 

[Albion my Albion]

'Brighton's Solly Match celebrates after scoring a goal'

In the voice of Richard Attenborough.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

 

[Javeaseagull]

Brace yourself Mrs M!

 

[hart's shirt]

"What?!? I was only supposed to put my clock forward?"

 

[bluenitsuj]

Deleted. Duplicate

 

[Albion my Albion]

Not a blow job, a blow dry!

 

[bluenitsuj]

There you go Potter. Look how much I have progressed since you left. Left wing back is not for me.

 

[PeterT]

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I’m telling you, there really is someone growing out of my right shoulder ….

 

[Taybha]

What's the prize? Who judges it ? Is it easier to dig or pump lug?:

 

[banjo]

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I have big balls Boss, no!

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

I'll quote the late David Coleman:

He opened his legs and showed his class...

If I were to say Alberto Juantorena some youngster will think it’s our next S. American signing