Caption contest

[SeagullSongs]

Fire away!

 

[Lewes Seagull]

Psst, You look silly in Stilleto's

 

[skipper734]

 

[Ninja Elephant]

"Your hair is getting a bit shaggy back here, big man".

 

[DanielT]

"the silly tuft of hair: is it part of my head hair or growing up from my back?"

 

[Gritt23]

"Gus mate, I haven't a fecking clue what I'm doing here. You take care of tactics and stuff, and I'll just stand here looking like I've told you to do it all, yeah?"

 

[Arkwright]

"Gus, don't take the Wolves job, wait for either Chelsea or Spurs in the summer"

 

[Birdie Boy]

"I love you Gus"

 

[Postman Pat]

Your wife.... is she a goer, know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink

 

[upthealbion1970]

Fire away!

Was that you or does this whole place stink of shit?

 

[The Large One]

Wise (thinks): 'Ah, there's the on switch, just by his collar...'

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Lean over a bit more Gus so I can nuzzle your ear lobe.

 

[John Bumlick]

"sorry Dennis i was leaning over to let a fart slip out not so you could talk to me...."

 

[catfish]

Tell that Bloom geezer my mates are sorry for smashing the bogs up.

 

[banjo]

Brut ! I have'nt smelt that for years.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Gus mate i dont wanna worry you but i can see the sky through your ears

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

That Chris Waddle problem Gus? Let's just say its sorted...

 

[NMH]

That's not a Ben Sherman surely.... oh yeah, so it is

 

[NMH]

See that bird in row G, if you tilt your head a little you can tell.... she's wearing no undies

 

[Cheggers]

I want you...now.