Caption Competition

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[Mrs Coach]

"You were in the same school year as Leon Knight? You'll do for me!"

 

[Trufflehound]

Frankie Dettori considers a career change.

 

[tedebear]

Who shall I make this cheque payable to - Mummy? Will she mind if you sign a 3 year contract? No - Ok then.....

 

[dingle]

brighton fans will do anything to get rid of their clown of a manager, even framing him of paying a child for sex

 

[Muzzman]

"Mr, Clown, Mr. Clown... can you sign my McGoo OUT! petition...

Gee, thanks, Mister!"

 

[the wanderbus]

"Its not my fault the target man looked taller on the video"

 

[BUTTERBALL]

"You need to score more goals Jake".

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've written my mobile number on the back of this fifty pound note. Give it to your mum. She'll understand and know to collect you with wipes and balms and oiled shells at midday. Call me at 9am and say you have arrived. I will confirm with a huff minus the hindrance of word. Then its you, me, binoculars and a badgers' den i've built to inhabit in living Sussex copse. I like feathers and bits.

 

[British Bulldog]

So now you've made it to the first team how do you want yer pre-match meal? Breast fed or are you ready for solids?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dick releases only just enough funds for a cut price targetman.

 

[Muzzman]

So that's two tickets to Gypo's Circus.. Enjoy your day!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

So that's two tickets to Gypo's Circus.. Enjoy your day!

 

[British Bulldog]

So that's two tickets to Gypo's Circus.. Enjoy your day!

 

[fleet]

Tell me again what formation your under 9 team use

 

[SeagullJay]

'one for the future this lad'

 

[Mrs Coach]

Love the Clown picture!