Caption Competition

[The Great Cornholio]

Finally got off my arse to start the long and painful process of pieceing together news footage from the 1995-97 era. Thought I'd try and set the record for the largest number of swear words on one thread by having a caption competition!

 

[Bwian]

You can call me a knob chomping, cockjugglingxxxxxxxxxxx all you like but I can assure you that this club is in safe hands with us-ask my friend Mr Baker if you don't believe me.

 

[Man of Harveys]

NSC - North Stand C*nt

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"So how do you feel about Robbie Fowler f8cking your wife?"

 

[lost in london]

Hair makes audacious attempt at escaping from knob-head.

 

[Gully]

You have just completely ruined my Christmas/New Year holiday, thank you very much...and that wasn't an attempt at a caption.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

"I've got this £100 Million, and I was going to invest it all at Portsmouth, but it seems someone has beaten me to it. Do you think that Brighton would like some financial assistance?"

 

[Lammy]

BAN HIM!

 

[GUNTER]

"I'm about to see that all the surroundings here are torn down and replaced with a lovely retail park for families to visit...."

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yes the rumours are true. I am a c unt.

 

[dougdeep]

Vote Lib/Dem, Would I lie to you?

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Seagulltonian]

Comical Allie spotted a few years previously to his last job as Iraqi News Minister

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

im a c*nt
























FACT

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Get that f***ing C*** off my computer screen.

 

[1066gull]

Why are these people so f***ing gay?

 

[Northstander]

The Northstand looks f***ing great though doesn't it!!

 

[Ccider]

I'll repeat what Greg Stanley said the other day "This Goldstone Ground will be sold over my dead body".

 

[BUTTERBALL]

"yes as a matter of fact I do shop at Oxfam, why do you ask?"

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

1)Bellotti: So slimey his hair c.unt stay on.

2)You know, the north stand food is terrible. I've cut a deal with Burger King to provide the catering for next season...*






































*sorry