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[brighton rock]

 

[Braders]

"yeah the exits down that way"

 

[brighton rock]

the goals over there son?

 

[Beach Hut]

Take the number 2 bus to Brighton son

 

[Billy Seagull]

"I reckon you should have stayed at Brighton Bobby"

 

[brighton rock]

coppells just phoned twice

 

[Braders]

"so Bobby , if we want to win strictly come dancing we'll have to quick step , turn twice then go FORWARD"

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Stayed with the big club you should have stayed........stayed with the big club

 

[Seagulltonian]

"Yes, those two white things are the posts. If you put the ball between them, your team gets a goal!!"

BZ Legened We need his goals now!!

 

[On the Left Wing]

"Tell me when you want me to let go of your cock, Ref"

 

[Kev the Ape]

I told you west ham where rubbish, you could of won things with brighton espeicially the SECOND DIVISION PLAY OFF FINAL.!!!

 

[Rangdo]

It's not "I'm a little teapot" until you lift that arm up.

 

[Yorkie]

There's Brighton there, there's Brighton there

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

i'm sure there's 2 west ham supporters that like you, there look quick!

f*** off there my mum and dad!

 

[pasty]

Ref: You mean you left that lot in the stripes to join this shower ?

 

[GNF on Tour]

"There are the Brighton fans, they have a pair, the West Ham fans are over there and they only have one each"

 

[NMH]

"I'll let you lot have a penalty if you go over and jab Sam Hamman in the eyes for being such a cock"

 

[NMH]

Looking into your ear-ole, I can see there are at least 2 brain-cells - lucky you can't head the ball or there'd be none

 

[Biscuit]

So you stick your fingers up...like this...

and say "f*** off, I'm going back to Brighton" Give it a go son.