Caption Competition

[Stoo82]

Sarah Booker vows revenge on NSC.

 

[essbee]

Headline reads:

"Norman Baker in hair transplant horror op".

 

[Meade's Ball]

Jack Black reels at his appearance in yet another, but more subtle, Orange advert.

 

[Gazwag]

"You will NOT make me play Phil Collins again"

 

[stu7878]

Joleon Lescott was not happy with the builders of his new million pound pad.

 

[stu7878]

Audley Harrison's fight with Haye wasn't what he thought it was gonna be.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Simon Jordan relaxes in his Croydon-Themed apartment.

 

[Trufflehound]

"Poorly photoshopped collage results in confused mish-mash of images with no clear theme."

 

[essbee]

In light of trufflehound's comments how about:

"Dog learns to fly with artificial wings"

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Sarah Booker vows revenge on NSC.

The winner!

(I had "Shoaib Akhtar turns on the crowd as the taunts about his weight gain finally get to him")

 

[Martlet]

Katie Price sought solace with her horses after her final hair extension surgery went tragically wrong...

 

[Art Vs Science]

Hay Hay for The Monkeys!

 

[house your seagull]

fans at The Amex were shocked at the extent the club had cut corners on the food kiosks catering contracts.

 

[Stoo82]

Nadia (From Big Brother) does nude photoshoot for Nuts.

 

[rool]

fans at The Amex were shocked at the extent the club had cut corners on the food kiosks catering contracts.

Ha ha, on a similar vein.

Richard Hebbard unveils his crack response team for Falmer.

 

[Jahooli]

Sheffield Wednesday's most famous fan has been left "confused and baffled" after being banned from a pre-season friendly by Barnsley FC.

 

[magoo]

Ann Widdicombe vows to triumph on 'Strictly'!

 

[Chicken Run]

I'm strawberry blonde, not ginger you wanker

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I am Southampton's top boy.

 

[Gully]

Sheffield Wednesday's most famous fan has been left "confused and baffled" after being banned from a pre-season friendly by Barnsley FC.

....goes into hiding after a traumatic near-death experience following a pre-season friendly at Hartlepool.