Caption Competition (To Help Pass The Time)

[Trigger]

 

[Dave the OAP]

Hammond


" But Frutee plays there and you wont play him..."

McGhee


" Who?"

 

[Beach Hut]

Hammond: "We're kicking that way"
McGhee: "Right reserves for you son"

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gaffer that is the last time I allow you to shit in my shorts.

 

[Bakesy]

Hammond points to 2 cocks.........

 

[pasty]

McGhee: You're doing a grand job Deano - we're going to build the team round you next week.

 

[British Bulldog]

"Where's my one wheeled bike?"

"It went that way guv!"

 

[Trigger]

Hammond: "Pull my finger boss".

McGhee: "f*** off, I'm the only clown around here".

 

[Caveman]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

"Where's my one wheeled bike?"

"It went that way guv!"

 

[Silent Bob]

"Take Leon off, he keeps passing to players in the same colour shirt as him!"

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

there's the door McGoo....now walk out and never come back.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Hammond: "We're kicking that way"
McGhee: "Right reserves for you son"

 

[The-Libertine]

Hammond: "No, Mark - we're kicking that way now. You haven't forgotten again that we change ends at half-time have you?"

 

[shaolinpunk]

Not content with shrinking Mark in the wash, Dean decides to use the old scholboy favourite of point-at-chest-flick-the-chin

 

[Les Biehn]

Whats he shouting for that balding guy over there is the boss isn't he?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Magoo "Can we not knock it"

 

[Wardy]

McGhee: How many times have I told you that you should not try and win games?

Hammond: Sorry Boss I was trying to put it over the bar, but missed kicked it and made the keeper save it.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

The Job Centre is that way!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Arrrr arrr arrrrr arrrr the reading fans arghhhhhhhhhhhhh