Can't the BBC think of anything more original than...

[Titanic]

Seagulls swoop for Currie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/brighton/3539180.stm

We 'swooped' for Jarrett too, and probably will 'swoop again' for Nicolas.

Come on BBC - it's pathetic !

 

[alan partridge]

oh well, could have been

'seagulls tear noisily at a black bin bag' for signings

 

[Kryten]

it's about origional as there daytime t.v

 

[chips and gravy]

oh well, could have been

'seagulls tear noisily at a black bin bag' for signings

The good Burghers of Worthing will claim that only our gulls do that!

 

[Scotty Mac]

haha - ive just got it! brilliant stuff

 

[Marc]

'Seagulls change nickname to RAVENS'

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I saw a Seagull being blown SIDEWAYS by the wind once.

"Seagulls get blown sideways to sign Currie"

Yes!

 

[Biscuit]

oh well, could have been

'seagulls tear noisily at a black bin bag' for signings

I hate it whenever we do well, its the 'high flying seagulls' or 'the soaring seagulls'.

On the subject of guessing headlines I remember the headline of the Argus when we signed Geoff Pitcher. As soon as I heard we had signed him I say 'pitcher perfecr', I guess it was to obvious.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Seagulls 'shat all over my car a few weeks ago and i haven't cleaned it off yet so i look like a right benny tied to a tree when I'm driving' to sign Currie

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Seagulls sign Currie and let the whole world know about it by waking them up at 4AM with their noisy shagging.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Seagulls "aggressively dive-bomb innocent day-trippers on promenade" to sign Currie?

 

[Gazwag]

I think he has a seagull's nest on his head

 

[alan partridge]

I saw a very young seagull trying to Bus surf once.

Hilarious

 

[Meade's Ball]

Seagulls "ate my packed lunch, the c*nts", on way to sign Currie.

 

[Meade's Ball]

On a similar note, i once discovered that pigeons can only eat 4 Wotsits before they lose interest and look for something else.
I, on the other hand, can eat shitloads.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I once planted a Wotsit tree in my school playground. Nothing has come of it as yet but if it does grow, Meade's Ball, you are welcome to come and shake the Wotsits off with me.

 

[Mr C]

Seagulls 'shat all over my car a few weeks ago and i haven't cleaned it off yet so i look like a right benny tied to a tree when I'm driving' to sign Currie

You wanna clean that off... it's probably eaten into the bodywork by now!!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I once planted a Wotsit tree in my school playground. Nothing has come of it as yet but if it does grow, Meade's Ball, you are welcome to come and shake the Wotsits off with me.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's funny? I actually did attempt to grow a Wotsits tree.

I dug a little hole, put a couple of wotsits in and watered it every day for at least a week.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I once planted a Wotsit tree in my school playground. Nothing has come of it as yet but if it does grow, Meade's Ball, you are welcome to come and shake the Wotsits off with me.

Perhaps it did grow and pigeons ate it. If so, let's get together and eat some pigeons.
Failing that, you can dab some of the powder off my niknak bush.