Can you turn GAY ?

[element]

I think it can happen tbh. Speaking from experience, and as I pile on the years, it is starting to dawn on me that there is a change afoot. I go out with my homies, we drink and tell ribald stories of past conquests, then a strange, new, feeling comes over me. There is a stirring in my loins, and I feel myself wantonly attracted, to women no less

 

[Gangsta]

Dunno but my Mum is still convinced it can be cured.

 

[Hiney]

Do YOU think I should MEET him for PINT later ?

That's how it all started for Marc Almond

 

[magoo]

That's how it all started for Marc Almond

HA!

 

[jevs]

A FRIEND rung me UP last night and TOLD me a SHOCKING story of how he met a BLOKE in a PUB that afternoon who ENDED up going back to HIS house and SUCKING him off to COMPLETION.

Now I always THOUGHT my pal was 100% straight and HE always RECOILED at campness and any KIND of GAY thing so is IT possible that he is TURNING gay at an OLD age ?

Is your pal NSC legend jack straw by any chance ?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I dunno mate why dont you give us a kiss and I'll tell you.

 

[Ernest]

NMH has not been seen for some time on here.........does he drink with Ernest?

You WOULD be surprised AT the name of MY friend as YOU know him VERY well

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

You WOULD be surprised AT the name of MY friend as YOU know him VERY well

Does he look like Cliff Richard?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

That's how it all started for Marc Almond

Who dear? Marc dear? Gay dear? Never dear!

 

[cloud]

You WOULD be surprised AT the name of MY friend as YOU know him VERY well

He must be your SAUCE then.

Why not take him up the Amex and see if he enjoys it?

 

[BadFish]

He must be your SAUCE then.

Why not take him up the Amex and see if he enjoys it?

ooo errr missus!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I turned gay when I first saw Dirty Dancing, but switched back when the film ended. Haven't watched it since.

NB Swayze didn't do it for me in his other flicks.

 

[Beach Hut]

I hate you for telling all about our secret love - bastard

 

[TheMajor]

Can you turn Gay ?

No but you can turn Red. I did today after sitting out in the sun without a hat.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I went out with a girl once. After me she turned gay. I suppose after drinking Champagne she didn't want to go back to beer so tried cocktails instead.

 

[JCL]

That's how it all started for Marc Almond

Haha - I was just about to say.. "a PINT, blimey he's prolific!"

 

[spig100963]

I was always told, "You are not gay unless you kiss them. Or push back.

 

[Randsta]

we can see you holding hands

 

[Holme on the Dale]

Easy, buy a Tesco bag and go to the Amex, hey presto, completely Gay