Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
A FRIEND rung me UP last night and TOLD me a SHOCKING story of how he met a BLOKE in a PUB that afternoon who ENDED up going back to HIS house and SUCKING him off to COMPLETION.
Now I always THOUGHT my pal was 100% straight and HE always RECOILED at campness and any KIND of GAY thing so is IT possible that he is TURNING gay at an OLD age ?
My other DILEMMA is that should I still MEET him as HE may now BE expecting MORE than a WETHERSPOONS sausage in his mouth in FUTURE ?
Would DEAR Deirdre have the ANSWERS ?
Now I always THOUGHT my pal was 100% straight and HE always RECOILED at campness and any KIND of GAY thing so is IT possible that he is TURNING gay at an OLD age ?
My other DILEMMA is that should I still MEET him as HE may now BE expecting MORE than a WETHERSPOONS sausage in his mouth in FUTURE ?
Would DEAR Deirdre have the ANSWERS ?