Can you turn GAY ?

[Ernest]

A FRIEND rung me UP last night and TOLD me a SHOCKING story of how he met a BLOKE in a PUB that afternoon who ENDED up going back to HIS house and SUCKING him off to COMPLETION.

Now I always THOUGHT my pal was 100% straight and HE always RECOILED at campness and any KIND of GAY thing so is IT possible that he is TURNING gay at an OLD age ?

My other DILEMMA is that should I still MEET him as HE may now BE expecting MORE than a WETHERSPOONS sausage in his mouth in FUTURE ?

Would DEAR Deirdre have the ANSWERS ?

 

[albion534]

End results always the same....does it matter how you get there...

 

[Hillian1]

Your "Friend" eh?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If only NMH were here to put us right and tell us as it is.

 

[Hillian1]

You can catch GAY, when sharing any type of bottle or can it is VITAL you wipe the top of said drinking vessel with your sleeve.

Tommy Perkins told me that in Infants school, it has so far served me well.

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Your "Friend" eh?

That's what I was thinking. Ernest, it's ok, we're all friends here...

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Is this friend also your 'sauce'?

 

[Rich Suvner]

Your "Friend" eh?

exactly

 

[Easy 10]

I never thought it was possible - until I saw Gordon Greer.

*swoon*

 

[Gullys Cats]

I'm on the turn and I've got a season ticket to prove it

 

[Scoffers]

Give it a go, see if it works for you, and let us know how you get on

 

[Ernest]

Do YOU think I should MEET him for PINT later ? Or IS there a CHANCE I could CATCH something off HIM ?

 

[Hillian1]

Do YOU think I should MEET him for PINT later ? Or IS there a CHANCE I could CATCH something off HIM ?

Wipe the bottle before drinking, works for me.

 

[itszamora]

Is his NAME Dick TIGHT?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You tube
"The Homosexual Menace" and all your questions will be answered.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Is this friend also your 'sauce'?

not that "special" mayonnaise

 

[lizard]

Do YOU think I should MEET him for PINT later ? Or IS there a CHANCE I could CATCH something off HIM ?

My advice would be to avoid getting naked with your friend. I don't think the gayness is catchable but I'd personally also avoid romantic meals and watching 'chic flicks'. (And your friends throbbing trungeon of love)
Meet him for the pint and then report back here and let us know if you have been converted!
Have you considered your feelings towards your friend? There is always a chance you guys may hit it off?!
All the best.

 

[El Presidente]

If only NMH were here to put us right and tell us as it is.

NMH has not been seen for some time on here.........does he drink with Ernest?

 

[public school boy]

I'm hoping to become a lesbian

 

[Husty]

I clearly missed the NMH 'incident' so could someone point me in the direction of the thread? Thanks.