Build your own nuclear weapon

[pompeydel]

Do a search for plutonium on Google and in the results on the right hand side of the screen you'll find ebay selling the stuff new and used.......

 

[Wardy]

Why was you searching for plutonium in the first place?

 

[Northstander]

 

[Northstander]

Why was you searching for plutonium in the first place?

*awaits telephone call from US CIA*

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Just looked on e-bay, they have Plutonium goalkeeping gloves and a Mike Harding album

 

[Lord Bracknell]

NSC shouldn't rush into this. Presumably there's going to be some sort of whip-round to raise the money.

But, at the very least, we need a couple of polls.

Where should we keep this bomb? Personally, I'd go for the wooden shed at the northwest corner of the stadium.

And where should we drop it? I'd hate to see Watford O sending a fiver in and then discovering that his money isn't going to be spent on destroying Medina.

And don't forget we'll need a volunteer who is willing to pick it up the day before it's needed.

 

[Northstander]

Seagulls memorial "Giant Bomb"!!

 

[Gazwag]

NSC shouldn't rush into this. Presumably there's going to be some sort of whip-round to raise the money.
But, at the very least, we need a couple of polls.
Where should we keep this bomb? Personally, I'd go for the wooden shed at the northwest corner of the stadium.
And where should we drop it? I'd hate to see Watford O sending a fiver in and then discovering that his money isn't going to be spent on destroying Medina.
And don't forget we'll need a volunteer who is willing to pick it up the day before it's needed.

We could make one and all proceeds go to the L&K fund, I'm sure there would be some interest in the middle east.

OR we could hold the world to ransom with it *puts little finger in corner of mouth* for one million trillion willion dollers with which we can buy the whole of Falmer and flatten it for a 70,000 seater stadium and still have enough to build the most expensive team in the world

 

[Lord Bracknell]

We could make one and all proceeds go to the L&K fund, I'm sure there would be some interest in the middle east.

OR we could hold the world to ransom with it *puts little finger in corner of mouth* for one million trillion willion dollers with which we can buy the whole of Falmer and flatten it for a 70,000 seater stadium and still have enough to build the most expensive team in the world

Yes.

But that still doesn't answer the question about who would volunteer to pick it up from the shed where it's kept.

 

[Northstander]

 

[Northstander]

Or how its cleaned and maintained...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Unless Liz Costa could find room on her coach.

 

[Northstander]

 

[Gazwag]

Unless Liz Costa could find room on her coach.

We would have to re-name the coach the "Enola Gay" which would be seen as entirely appropriate to any away supporter encountered

 

[Biscuit]

We could launch a nuclear attack on NSP, just a display of power kinda thing..

 

[Gazwag]

And of course we would be on a par with one of the premiership teams, you keep hearing about "nuclear Arsenal" well we would be "nuclear Brighton"

 

[Uncle Buck]

We could launch a nuclear attack on NSP, just a display of power kinda thing..

How do you launch a nuclear attack on a website?

 

[Biscuit]

How do you launch a nuclear attack on a website?

We inflitrate their gang, pretending to be one of them.. organise a meet up down a local and then bam! NSC 1, NSP 0.

 

[Gazwag]

How do you launch a nuclear attack on a website?

maybe it was a typo - he meant an unclear attack on NSP

 

[Uncle Buck]

maybe it was a typo - he meant an unclear attack on NSP

I do not think he did though.

I fail to see how you can nuke something that is in cyber space.