British Tornadoes on standby

[Uncle C]

Saw pictures tonight on BBC News of British Tornadoes sitting round 24/7 waiting to shoot down airliners that have been taken over by terrorists.

Now I have a little idea that would help fill out their days, and fight a bigger killer.

Lets launch a new Battle of Britain against those migrating birds that may be carrying the flu virus to England. As they cross the coastline lets shoot every little feathered bastard out of the skys.

 

[Strike]

Seconded

 

[Robot Chicken]

Lets launch a new Battle of Britain against those migrating birds that may be carrying the flu virus to England. As they cross the coastline lets shoot every little feathered bastard out of the skys.

 

[Juan Albion]

Yeah, including all those flying penguins.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Seconded

 

[Eggmundo]

Saw pictures tonight on BBC News of British Tornadoes sitting round 24/7 waiting to shoot down airliners that have been taken over by terrorists.

Now I have a little idea that would help fill out their days, and fight a bigger killer.

Lets launch a new Battle of Britain against those migrating birds that may be carrying the flu virus to England. As they cross the coastline lets shoot every little feathered bastard out of the skys.

I think you'll find they are warming the engines and looking up 'IRAN' on the map....

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

In Thailand 3 times as many people died in the annual water festival than they did of Avian Flu. Only people that shoule be worried are the piegon loving wierdos you see feeding the birds

 

[Faldo]

It'll cut down the number of tourists on Trafalgar Square... every cloud and all that...