Brighton Sign new target man

[Northstander]

 

[Saint Lennard]

But we haven't got the money to splash out on a target man. What's that....he's paying us........ we still can't afford him!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Darth Vader!

 

[Marc]

EXCELLENT, he can teach our players how to cross the halfway line safely

 

[Northstander]

Remember kids!! Always look right before you cross into box!!

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

He could just do his Vader neck grip thing on the goalkeeper...

 

[The Large One]

'...Currie is out on the left, and ball is crossed over - to the dark side.'

WE'RE THE DARK SIDE
WE'RE THE DARK SIDE
WE'RE THE DARK SIDE BRIGHTON BOYS...

 

[Scoffers]

Thanks TLO, you brought some light and laughter into my otherwise boring and dull day in the office....

 

[Curious Orange]

For sections of the South Stand he may "... Find your lack of Faith disturbing!"