Brighton Girls Come 6th in UK BIGGEST BREASTS Poll

[Mendoza]

The scouse birds finished top

Link NSFW
Survey shows Liverpool girls have biggest breasts in Britain | The Sun |News

TOP 10

1 . Liverpool
2 . Edinburgh
3 . Manchester
4 . Leeds
5 . Swansea
6 . Brighton
7 . Bristol
8 . Coventry
9 . Belfast
10 . Sheffield

 

[FLOG GNAW]

more fat birds up north though so more flabby tits.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Shame on Bristol. Poor showing.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

But help is at hand for the ladies with the smaller cup sizes.

The Sun appear to have an online device for making boobs bigger:

 

[jordanseagull]

Wish they would start f***ing SPENDING MONEY WISELY rather than finding out what city has the biggest tits. What a joke.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Wish they would start f***ing SPENDING MONEY WISELY rather than finding out what city has the biggest tits. What a joke.

I think you may have missed the point of this story. It's actually a quite brilliant example of PR-led journalism of the type highlighted in the book Flat Earth News.

Right down the bottom you'll see this survey was commissioned by cosmetic surgery company Transform. They want to get in the paper, do a survey (probably make it up), get all the women readers feeling inadequate, and dropping in at their local Transform clinic asap.

 

[itszamora]

I think you may have missed the point of this story. It's actually a quite brilliant example of PR-led journalism of the type highlighted in the book Flat Earth News.

Right down the bottom you'll see this survey was commissioned by cosmetic surgery company Transform. They want to get in the paper, do a survey (probably make it up), get all the women readers feeling inadequate, and dropping in at their local Transform clinic asap.

Exactly. My favourite example was a press release I once received telling me that, firstly, there was one quarry in East Sussex. It then went on to say that 75% of quarries in East Sussex had been broken into in the last 12 months.

 

[keaton]

Wish they would start f***ing SPENDING MONEY WISELY rather than finding out what city has the biggest tits. What a joke.

Who do you think carried this survey out? Gordon Brown personnally or just his cabinet?

 

[jordanseagull]

I think you may have missed the point of this story. It's actually a quite brilliant example of PR-led journalism of the type highlighted in the book Flat Earth News.

Right down the bottom you'll see this survey was commissioned by cosmetic surgery company Transform. They want to get in the paper, do a survey (probably make it up), get all the women readers feeling inadequate, and dropping in at their local Transform clinic asap.

Oh, didn't notice that it was a private company

Still, surely there are better ways of advertising

 

[itszamora]

Oh, didn't notice that it was a private company

Still, surely there are better ways of advertising

This way's free, so it's pretty good.

 

[jordanseagull]

This way's free, so it's pretty good.

The research wouldn't have been..

 

[itszamora]

The research wouldn't have been..

Most probably it's made up. And even if they've sent a couple of people to those cities, hardly a big cost compared to taking out adverts in the Sun, to use this example.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

YES!!! And that bird that Liam Dickinson was carrying at Carnage had HUGE knockers!

 

[Pavilionaire]

It would amuse me if Norwich came last in the list, being that Norfolk is one of the flattest counties in the UK...

 

[Colossal Squid]

This is just an excuse to show MORE tits in the Sun.



Carry on

 

[Taybha]

Nice weekend pete ? yeah not bad ta dave. What you up to workwise then pete ? im cleaning out the shitters on the trains on nights as usual.What about you ? ah another boring survey , checking out womens tits ,you know how it is Pete somebody has to do it mate.

 

[Barrow Boy]

Stockport fan comes 1st in UK BIGGEST TIT poll