Brighton Fans - May I borrow you for one second?

[mrmagoo]

Hi everyone,

First of all congratulations on the play-off victory, we're looking forward to seeing you again next season!

I'm from an unofficial Burnley FC website, and I'm just doing a bit of a census around the 23 football teams we'll be facing next season in the league.

If at all possible, could I borrow say ten or so people to fill in the answers to these questions? Some are about Brighton and some are just general, just for fun questions so we know more about you lot!

Thanks for your time,
Michael
Editor of the fansite (I won't put the link as I don't want you to think I'm purely spamming the website!)

The Questions are below:

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Who was the star man last season?

Where do you need to strengthen the most?

Where do you believe you will finish this season?

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man?

Who's the club's weakest link?

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple

Club or Country?

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's?

Season Ticket Holder?

Corrie v Eastenders?

 

[Curious Orange]

Who was the star man last season? = Guy Butters

Where do you need to strengthen the most? = Midfield

Where do you believe you will finish this season? = A few points above relegation would be nice.

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? = Maybe, if he sticks around.

Who's the club's weakest link? = Haven't really got a weak link, they're all solid un-spectacular pros.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? = Bobby Zamora

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple = Pint of Sussex

Club or Country? = Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? = Tesco

Season Ticket Holder? = Yes thanks

Corrie v Eastenders? = Neither!!

 

[Titanic]

Who was the star man last season? - DANNY CULLIP

Where do you need to strengthen the most? - ATTACKING MIDFIELDER

Where do you believe you will finish this season? - Bottom 6 - hopefully not bottom 3 !!

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? - Seems OK to me.

Who's the club's weakest link? - DAVID LEE

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? - BOBBY ZAMORA!

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Favourite tipple - A GOOD SINGLE MALT

Club or Country? - CLUB

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? - TESCO

Season Ticket Holder? - YES

Corrie v Eastenders? - 'ENDERS

 

[Deleted User X18H]

DANNY CULLIP

MIDFIELD

TOP 10

yES IF HE STAYS LOYAL GOOD PLYER FOR US

DAVID LEE

BOBBY ZAMORA OF COURSE



PINK GIN

SAINBURYS ; ASDA OBJECTED TO A PARK AND RIDE SCHEME RE NEW SEATS AT WITHDEAN

YES

CORRIE I SAY I SAY LOVE NORTHERN HUMOUR

 

[Titanic]

Curiously similar to your answers, Orange!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Who was the star man last season? Butters

Where do you need to strengthen the most? Midfield

Where do you believe you will finish this season? Bottom Half

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? Yes

Who's the club's weakest link? No real weak links, personnel wise, they're all a similar level.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? Michael Carrick

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple - Vodka

Club or Country? - Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? - Sainsburys

Season Ticket Holder? Not any more

Corrie v Eastenders? Neither

 

[(was)DBS]

Who was the star man last season Guy Butters

Where do you need to strengthen the most Midfield

Where do you believe you will finish this season Lower reaches

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man Yes

Who's the club's weakest link Staduim

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?

---- Bobby Zamora

A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple Johnnie Walker

Club or Country Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's Tesco

Season Ticket Holder Yes

Corrie v Eastenders Neither

 

[Curious Orange]

Curiously similar to your answers, Orange!

Apart from the three answers that were different!!

 

[JJ McClure]

Who was the star man last season? = Guy Butters

Where do you need to strengthen the most? = Creative Midfielder

Where do you believe you will finish this season? = bottom half, but safe

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? = No

Who's the club's weakest link? = David Lee

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? = Bobby Zamora

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple = Abbot Ale

Club or Country? = Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? = Tesco

Season Ticket Holder? = No

Corrie v Eastenders? = Eastenders

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Who was the star man last season?

Leon Knight, he got us the goals at the end of the day.

Where do you need to strengthen the most?

Midfield, it has struggled a tad this season.

Where do you believe you will finish this season?

4th from bottom.

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man?

Yer prob, different though in the 1st to the lower leagues.

Who's the club's weakest link?

No one.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?

Bobby Zee would be nice. Milner from Leeds perhaps.

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple

bacardi and coke, thanks!

Club or Country?

Club everytime.

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's?

Tesco

Season Ticket Holder?

Yup

Corrie v Eastenders?

Eastenders!

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Who was the star man last season?
Danny Cullip (player) overall Chairman Dick Knight

Where do you need to strengthen the most?
Central Midfielder

Where do you believe you will finish this season?
13th

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man?
Not sure, Stoke has soured my opinion (good coach).

Who's the club's weakest link?
Falmer Parish 'Bloody' Council

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?
Mathew Etherington

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple
Bitter (not cream flow)

Club or Country?
Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's?
Tesco

Season Ticket Holder?
No (Exiled in Staffordshire)

Corrie v Eastenders?
What are these, Cheap booze outlets in France ?

 

[Safeway]

Mr Magoo, for a few alternative answers, feel free to post the same set of questions on www.northstandpolls.co.nr, the alternative BHAFC messgage board.

 

[Trigger]

Who was the star man last season? - LEON KNIGHT

Where do you need to strengthen the most? - CREATIVE MIDFIELDER

Where do you believe you will finish this season? - 21st

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? - YES IF YOU LIKE LONG BALL FOOTBALL

Who's the club's weakest link? - DAVID LEE

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? - MATTHEW ETHERINGTON

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Favourite tipple - WKD BLUE

Club or Country? - CLUB

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? - ASDA

Season Ticket Holder? - NO

Corrie v Eastenders? - EASTENDERS

 

[Simster]

Who was the star man last season? Guy Butters - Player of the season, closely followed by Leon Knight for all his goals

Where do you need to strengthen the most? Everywhere except defence

Where do you believe you will finish this season? 6th from bottom, although I wouldn't rule out mid-table or relegation

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? Probably. He knows his stuff but will he walk if he gets a better offer. That's what he did at Stoke.

Who's the club's weakest link? Charles Hoile or Norman Baker. They're both doing their best to wreck the future of the club.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? Steve Sidwell from Reading. Young, promising and an attacking midfielder. Just what we need.

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple I'll say Harvey's bitter - a local brew - although I'll drink anything to be honest.

Club or Country? Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? Asda or Tescos. Not Sainsbury's.

Season Ticket Holder? Not any more.

Corrie v Eastenders? Corrie. Eastenders is pony.

 

[Safeway]

Who was the star man last season? - Leon Knight

Where do you need to strengthen the most? - Central midfield

Where do you believe you will finish this season? - Fourth bottom

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? No

Who's the club's weakest link? David Lee

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? - Bobby Zamora

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple - TEA

Club or Country? - Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? - Asda

Season Ticket Holder? - No

Corrie v Eastenders? - Both shite

 

[Brovion]

Who was the star man last season? = Guy Butters

Where do you need to strengthen the most? = Midfield. Ideally creatively

Where do you believe you will finish this season? = 4th bottom

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man? = Hmmm. Perhaps. He's got all the badges and been on all the courses but can he *really* manage? If he is ok I doubt if he'll 'do a Stoke' on you as he's got a reputation to rebuild.

Who's the club's weakest link? = Like C.O. says above - they're all solid unspectacular pros. Lb and RB may still be problematic next year - along with the midfied and a partner upfront for Knight. Apart from that (and the odd goalkeeping blunder and lack of pace in the center of defence) we're promotion contenders!

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One? = No one really. There's quite a few whod be great additions to our sqaud but no one stands out,. not even the Saintly Bobby.
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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple = Pint of Harveys Sussex WITH a good single malt!

Club or Country? = Club every time

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's? = Asda (when we're not boycotting them)

Season Ticket Holder? = No.

Corrie v Eastenders? = We don't get that rubbish on the History Channel. Oh, ok 'Enders then.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Who was the star man last season?
Over the whole season, Danny Cullip. Over the last minute at Withdean, Adam Virgo.

Where do you need to strengthen the most?
The first 4,139 minutes of the season.

Where do you believe you will finish this season?
Probably bottom eight (er... I mean top seventeen)

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man?
Possibly.

Who's the club's weakest link?
Anyone who thinks the First Division is all about playing at the Stadium of Light. Such success we have will come from getting things right at Crewe.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?
Not Zamora. We'd be better off raiding the Third Division for affordable, ambitious, young midfielders.

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple?
Harvey's Best Bitter

Club or Country?
Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's?
Sainsbury's

Season Ticket Holder?
Only way to be an Albion supporter

Corrie v Eastenders?
Stenders

 

[looney]

MrMangoo.

If you are assuming everyone her watches Corrie or Eastenders it just reflects the kind of lowbrow oiks you associate with if no one tells you "I dont watch either, they are shit, go away you pleb."

Btw

Are the BNP going to take burnley council? Whats the word?

 

[SK1NT]

The Questions are below:

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Who was the star man last season? Danny Cullip (as always) although guy butters and leon knight ran him close.

Where do you need to strengthen the most? midfield

Where do you believe you will finish this season?just outside of the relegation zone

Cotterill for Burnley - have we appointed the right man?Not sure

Who's the club's weakest link?Mr Prescott.

Who would you most like to sign from the whole of Division One?Zamora

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A little about Brighton fans:

Favourite tipple Guiness

Club or Country?Club

Tesco, Asda or Sainsbury's?Sainsbury's

Season Ticket Holder?Not at the moment

Corrie v Eastenders?Eastenders

 

[mrmagoo]

Loony - It was just a simple question, which you prefer - Corrie or Eastenders. In a way, it could be a "North/South" question. If you don't watch either, then simply state that.

The BNP will not gain anything in Burnley - only a minority vote them, and, as ever, it seems as though stereotypical views are still coming across that Burnley is full of asian haters, whereas only a few stupid people are like this.