Br1-3ton

[ATFC Seagull]

Am I the only one that doesn't get it?

Edit - oh yes.

 

[halbpro]

Actually all this looks like is that we lost 3-1 to Tonbridge.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Am I the only one that doesn't get it?

I think so.

 

[ATFC Seagull]

I think so.

Selective memory I guess.

 

[Sheebo]

Chav text speak, was it a 10 year old that came up with that?

A bit like the CRINGEY song that says Brighton take it up the 'bum' - I bet the older fans criiiinge every time!

'Seaweed' is equally childishly cringeworthy. At least 'palarse' uses a more adult word.

for what it's worth PA-10-CE could have been CRAPLY done by us (10 points clear) but LUCKILY nobody's done this!

 

[Simster]

Soppy N1-3els.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Just had a text from a good friend today (who is a Palarse fan) and aparently they are now calling us BR1-3TON. Makes me flippin angry. I really do hope we smash them this season!

That's wrong on so many levels. Who has a good friend who is Palarse?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Listen mate these are the facts as as I see it !! IMHO !!

1. They are half the club they used to be, nay quarter !!!
2. They have a manager who is only there because he was one of their legends as a player and they are living off that with him (he is wank as a manager)
3. Their stadium is ramshackled at best, and at the moment it looks like staying that way for the forseeable future.
4. They literally have to beg for fans to turn up to games by giving away Groupon tokens and buy one get one free shit !!
5. They are so sad that all they have left to cling onto is the fact that they beat us 3-1 at the Amex last season !! (Woopy shit our first season back in that Div for a while !!)

So you see my friend dont let it bother you one jot !! They are shite , deluded, retarded, backward, arson loving, looting lovers who live in Caravans NUFF SAID

 

[supaseagull]

Get him back...Post his email address and mobile number on here so we can all tell him how HILARIOUS he is

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Oh and they are obsessed with us bumming each other too !!
Closet cases if ever i saw it !!!

 

[JBizzle]

Cry-ingshameeverythingabouttheirtinpotclubisshit-stal Palace

 

[Silent Bob]

I have taken to insultingly referring to them as Crystal Palace Football Club.

 

[00snook]

I prefer the 'we scored three, they scored one, Brighton take it up the bum' song.

I quite like that one too.

Is homophobic and childish at the same time.

Sums up Palace perfectly.

 

[spring hall convert]

Make the most of this season. They'll be 2 divisions between us after it.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Let's hope this season we'll be calling them P4-1ACE?

Now this I like. And it actually makes sense. In a number plate kind of way!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

how about PaLooters?

 

[LukeOwen]

Get him back...Post his email address and mobile number on here so we can all tell him how HILARIOUS he is

 

[Seagull on the wing]

how about PaLooters?

Now that I like....they have selective memory,they never mention that we beat them 3-0 at Smelhurst...as for the 5-0....sorry but we beat them 5-0 before then....

 

[Eggmundo]

Personally I am LIVID and will be writing a letter.

 

[Sainsburys3tescos1]

Now that I like....they have selective memory,they never mention that we beat them 3-0 at Smelhurst...as for the 5-0....sorry but we beat them 5-0 before then....

Before you were a glint in Daddy's eye.......You never know It could be your year, but. Doubt it.