Bollocks...

[Trigger]

Discuss...

 

[coach03]

usually two, right!?

 

[Easy 10]

Shaved bollocks, or big fat hairy ones ?
Big fat hairy bollocks to Brighton & Hove Buses for not f***ing turning up at 23.52 in North Street as your neon sign PROMISED. I had to walk to Preston Street, go for a piss in a back alley where some woman SAW ME (I think she saw my COCK and EVERYTHING).

But well played to the japanese Kamikazi taxi driver who drove like a f***ing MANIAC along the seafront to get me home...less than a tenner from Preston Street to Fishersgate after midnight has to be some kind of record.

 

[Strike]

Completely different story to mine I had a peaceful walk to Brighton Station. Got on the train 10 minutes before it left at 23:03 went to toilet in the trains toilets(imagine what bollocks I would have been in if I had another beer just before I left) and stayed a bit longer. Got back to Three Bridges station and got picked up by a friendly Indian cab driver, had a friendly conservation, and was home in 5 minutes. I payed £4.20 fare to get home I was home before. A pleasent Saturday night journey home.

 

[Mr C]

I think I might go break something.

 

[graz126]

yeah, take that

 

[Strike]

and that

 

[Everest]

But well played to the japanese Kamikazi taxi driver who drove like a f***ing MANIAC along the seafront to get me home...less than a tenner from Preston Street to Fishersgate after midnight has to be some kind of record.

Why didn't you phone me? I would have picked you up.

Oh yeah, you haven't got my number. Ho hum.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Shut it retrards

 

[Trigger]

Shut it retrards

I missed you last night Berky Baby!!!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Shut it retrards

If you're going to abuse people it helps if you spell RETARDS properly!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

How do you know he didn't intend to call them retrards?

 

[berkshire seagull]

I missed you last night Berky Baby!!!

You managed to scrape a few pennys up then