Blue Peter fraud

[Normal Rob]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6449919.stm

 

[Beach Hut]

Would never have happened when Val Singleton presented it

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Would never have happened when Val Singleton presented it

Presumably they didn't have telephones in those days.

 

[Trufflehound]

Shocking. I am sending my Blue Peter badge back in protest.

 

[Woodchip]

Presumably they didn't have telephones in those days.

Didn't 'ave toys in them days. They got by with a hoop and stick.

 

[Trufflehound]

Would never have happened when Val Singleton presented it

Val Singleton - the Blue Peter vadge.

 

[The Wookiee]

Would never have happened when Val Singleton presented it

The first Blue Peter dog - FACT

 

[The Wookiee]

Bring back 01-811-8055

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bring back 01-811-8055

Is that the premium rate number for Peter Purverts?

 

[Cian]

Bring back 01-811-8055

That and 081 811 8181 for the saturday morning shows.

(still owned by the BBC as 0208 811 8181, or at least it was when I worked in BT and was bored, playing with the customer database... very bored, really, I'm not that inane and geeky normally... really... why does nobody believe me )

 

[Giant Seagull]

Konnie Huq's worth a poke

 

[Buzzer]

Konnie Huq's worth a poke

Turn it into a poem. It kind of trips off the tongue then.

I'll start you off:

Konnie Huq's worth a .....

 

[NMH]

Konnie Huq's worth a poke
She won't let your chicken choke.......

 

[Trufflehound]

Turn it into a poem. It kind of trips off the tongue then.

I'll start you off:

Konnie Huq's worth a .....

There was a presenter called Konnie
Whose good looks made everyone horny
She said as a joke
"You can give me a poke
"If you wear a Blue Peter-shaped johnny"

 

[Buzzer]

There was a presenter called Konnie
Whose good looks made everyone horny
She said as a joke
"You can give me a poke
"If you wear a Blue Peter-shaped johnny"

 

[The Wookiee]

i once knew a girl, Connie Huq,
Whose tits I loved to suck,
Her fanny was sweet,
All tidy and neat
And always enjoyed a good f***!

 

[Normal Rob]

There was a bangladeshi called Konnie
pert tits and nice arse so quite bonny
she was from Ealing Town
did both pink and brown
and let you have fun with no johnny.

 

[The Wookiee]

Connie is a slapper
Connie is a tart
When shes on her back
She thinks of Gary Hart

 

[colinpants]

Konnie Huq is worth a poke,
Richard Bacon snorts the coke.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I always liked that Katy Hill
She always made my panties fill
Not at the back, no, round the front
Because I'm a boy and don't have a...lot on my mind right now