Can't beat £2k, but I'm also well skint.
I don't get paid till monday so I'll be brasic for a few more days, despite this the wankers at work have given us our pay slips today, just to tease us.
Sorry guys, just sold my flat, brought 8 ish years ago @ the very bottom of the market.
For the 1st time ever there's pooh loads of cash in my account.