Bloke at work's leaving collection

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

One of my colleagues, let's call him Geoff (because that's his name) is taking early retirement, and I'm puzzling over how much to put in his leaving kitty.

Geoff is a top bloke. He's ultra-experienced, having been doing the job longer than I've been alive. He's always good-humoured, full of helpful advice, and jokes. We frequently go to the bar after work and he always gets the first round in. On top of that, he's raised thousands of pounds over the years for kids with cancer, and is one of the most prolific blood donors in the south of England, and has been honoured by Princess Anne as such.

Only one problem. He's a Crystal Palace fan.

How much would YOU put in his envelope?

 

[ROSM]

I'll give you an answer when you can give me the lowdown on the MILF that is Susannah Read

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

The lowdown is: Yes I bloody well would.

She's jolly posh, though, and always yakking on about her kids' nanny.

 

[ROSM]

The lowdown is: Yes I bloody well would.

She's jolly posh, though, and always yakking on about her kids' nanny.

oooohhhhh now you're talking. She must wear those boots more often.

anyway back to question in hand. I would say a tenner is about right - it's not like he's just leaving a job, he's proper retiring. Even though he's palace, it's not like he can change at his advanced years

 

[fosters headband]

Sounds a top bloke and has been good to you.
Lets face it we all have our faults and his is that he supports the scum, perhaps his advancing years has affected his brain.
So you owe it to him to take the pensioner out now and again. Can I suggest the Withdean.

 

[Bozza]

oooohhhhh now you're talking. She must wear those boots more often.

Is she the sawt who was co-presenting the BBC Breakfast programme this morning?

When I saw her and noticed the boots, I was all hot and sweaty. I was, however, about 25 minutes into my gym session at the time and pedalling frantically away.

 

[ROSM]

Is she the sawt who was co-presenting the BBC Breakfast programme this morning?

When I saw her and noticed the boots, I was all hot and sweaty. I was, however, about 25 minutes into my gym session at the time and pedalling frantically away.

Dont know this morning as I was working (well on NSC anyway) but she does the weekends. Certainly a good reason to get UP at the weekend. I'm just surprised that Buzzer or HKFC hadn't brought her to NSCs attention earlier

 

[Nibble]

Think of how much you would like to give him and then give him that amount.

 

[Marshy]

chuck in a few quid i say.

 

[Buzzer]

Dont know this morning as I was working (well on NSC anyway) but she does the weekends. Certainly a good reason to get UP at the weekend. I'm just surprised that Buzzer or HKFC hadn't brought her to NSCs attention earlier

This is a new one on me. I don't watch much telly so this has slipped me by.

Pics?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Pics?

 

[ROSM]

It's a bit fuzzy. Will look for better

 

[ROSM]

you were quicker than me (obviously using TWO hands at the time)

 

[larus]

Give him about a tenner. He'll need it to drown his sorrows after you've burnt his scum house down .

 

[Nibble]

you were quicker than me (obviously using TWO hands at the time)

Looks distinctly average birdage to me with a very dodgy haircut and questionable boobage.

 

[Silent Bob]

Give £20 to cancer research in his name.

 

[ROSM]

Looks distinctly average birdage to me with a very dodgy haircut and questionable boobage.

that's one opinion. Granted her haircut could be better but hey ho

 

[Nibble]

I'm just judging from the picture posted and the low standards people display on here.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Joanna Gosling RULES!

 

[Buzzer]

Looks distinctly average birdage to me with a very dodgy haircut and questionable boobage.

hmmm.....you don't get the MILF thing, do you? I'm with everyone else on this. She's luvverly.