Birthday Parties for your kids!

[Knightsworld]

I am sat here about halfway through my 8 year olds birthday party and was wondering why there are 8 boys knocking ten barrels of shit out of each other! and not listening to a blind bit of notice what my wife(now estranged!)is telling them to do.


Is this a normal party of the millenium or have we just got the Brats from hell!

P.s its just gone quiet Food's out!, soon to be distributed around my front room probably


I need

 

[Heathfield Seagull]

Think yourself lucky they are boys.

The level of bitchiness from a room full of 7 yr old girls has to be seen to believe.


e have only Just recovered from the shock, and my Daughter is 8 on Thursday!!!!!!!!

 

[Knightsworld]

Good luck! What happened to all the party games we played when we were kids?

All this lot seem interested in is total destruction!

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

don't worry knightsworld, you haven't got abnormal kids. my bird has a nine-year-old brother, who had a birthday party about three weeks ago. I was "invited" and thought i could just show my face, give him a fiver and then retire to the kitchen to have a beer with his dad.

i ended up spending three happy hours a little more than an unpaid bouncer, while a dozen nine-year-olds practiced their new wrestling moves on me.

 

[BrightonBird]

I have a 10 year old brother and that's what all boys his age do. In fact, I don't think they grow out of wrestling with each other.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Being the father of 9 kids i find it very hard work and exspensive

 

[Knightsworld]

Thats made me feel a little better brightonbird but i am still not convinced

 

[Titanic]

... my bird has a nine-year-old brother...

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

yeah, they're twins...

 

[Zeitgeist]

They sound quite normal to me!....

 

[Titanic]

personally, I blame the parents

 

[Knightsworld]

Not amused now, my lads just put on his new Albion away shirt and otherkids ripping the out of him.

This will NEVER happen again! Parties are banned in my house